Comair's Proposal in Writing

[I.P. Freley]

Blow off, What F***ing good does it do to shut this place down and then go start on the bottom of the list at Mesa, Skywest, Chicken Taco, or some other sh**hole when where I can make less money than is being proposed here?

BUUUUUUWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He said Chicken Taco!! Instead of Chautauqua! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*wiping tears from eyes*

Oh, MAN... Where do you come up with this original, non-hack material!? That is the wittiest thing I've read in ten years!