It wouldn't surprise me if it was a prenup. for an asset sale with the ability to transfer without longevity or with partial longevity.
This post ensures your promotion to SENIOR RETARD!
-You now outrank all normal retards, and may borrow or confiscate their helmets for your personal use-should you so choose. You may also commandeer the short bus for any and all trips to Hardees-should you see fit!
-Congrats-