I believe "collude" was a british warship from late 1700's.
-You will have to excuse Peanuckle..... He was dropped on his head as a young-un, then found by Gen Lee and Zed.
The ol' Gen, having a bit of a weak spot in his wrinkled carbuncle of a heart for dumbasses (and seeing that he and Zed could not actually produce any offspring of their own-no matter how much they may have tried) took Peanuckle as one of their own.
As the years passed, little Pea tried hard to integrate new experiences into his little head of solid bone. Try as he might, Pea failed miserably to rise above his unfortunate disability. The fact that Gen and Zed left him tied to a post in the dog pen 90% of the time didn't help that much, either.
So-Pea is in pretty bad shape. The poor little sucker really never had a chance. Dropped on his noggin at the age of three, raised by such obvious morons as the Gen and his butt-pirate man-wife, fed a consistent diet of Kool-Aid and pork-rinds, Poor little Pea developed into a world-class tool.
(BTW-The respective mgmt. teams at both DAL and United are too stupid to even recognize that they are being competed against by Republic-and paying lots of money to Republic to do so.)