Cleaning pilot hat

[suupah]

Hat season is around the corner and mine is pretty dirty. Where does one get his hat cleaned?

 

[www.]

Hat season is around the corner and mine is pretty dirty. Where does one get his hat cleaned?

Hand it to your FO. If you are a FO your SOL!

 

[777forever]

When does hat season start again?

 

[suupah]

When does hat season start again?

oct 15th for us.

 

[SennaP1]

Its bad karma to "clean" your hat. Just don't do it.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Just let it age gracefully...like you are...

...feel's good man...

 

[Speedtape]

Things the Captain's Hat Maker does not want you to know:

Emerse it in a solution of Woolite and water, place it on the top shelf of your dishwasher, select the pot scrubber cycle, and turn off the dry cycle(as seen on BoobTube.) Select "Start." Rumor has it, that this will restore it to "like new" status. Please give us a report as this procedure will be added as a module in the Captain Leadership Training.

P.S. This works great for your favorite baseball caps, also.

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

Do a walkaround in the rain.

 

[Abernathy]

hat? what hat.. do u work at delta?

 

[samballs]

Have you ever watched baseball? Theres a reason they don't clean the hats

 

[Captain Morgan]

...and grow a mustache while you're at it.

 

[zasca]

burn it! that works, right?

 

[spudskier]

meh, mine was stolen 2 years ago and i refuse to pay for a new one on my salary. $80 my @$$, more than I pay for car insurance every month

 

[nwaredtail]

The most important thing to add to the washing machine is bleach, as it will kill all the kreepy krawly's that end up in your hats. Lots of bleach !!!!!!

 

[WWEfan]

I'll give you mine if I can ever find it.

 

[maxcackel]

Hats for everyone this year or you will be sent home!

 

[airmack]

Hats for everyone this year or you will be sent home!

If thats true...dont wear your hat around the holidays and hope it works!!!!

My cleaning tips for your hat would be a long soak in nitric acid for at least 3 hours!

 

[SpauldingSmails]

CP: Where's your hat?
Pilot: In my bag.
CP: Why is your hat in your bag?
Pilot: Its too small.
CP: Why don't you buy a bigger hat?
Pilot: Then it won't fit in my bag.

 

[booo]

Wd-40.

 

[OUjetdrvr]

BEER..or just leave it at home in the trash.