Chuck Norris..

[Markm1811]

So how exactly did the Chuck Norris ( i mean Mr Chuck Norris) thing begin. The side jokes about him are hilarious..

Midnight Brit.
On ACARS 4 nights a week.

 

[apache]

You will find the full documentary here:
http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

Be sure to maximize the screen for full effect.

 

[flyboydk]

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[Corbon]

Chuck Norris?...<yawn>

The Bauer File:

If you are reading this, Jack Bauer has spared your life.
Jack Bauer doesn't use Viagra, Viagra uses Jack Bauer.
As a Kid on Halloween Jack Bauer was given pennies instead of candy by a neighbor, that neighbor? Jimmy Hoffa.
Jack Bauer killed J.R.
Sonny Bono once cut Jack Bauer off while skiing. Once.
At railroad crossings, trains stop for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer knows what you did in Vegas.
The government started Daylight Savings Time so Jack Bauer could rest.
Jack Bauer doesn't get haircuts, he just simply tells his hair not to grow.
When Jesus gets scared he prays to Jack Bauer.
Last years Tsunami was not a result of an earthquake like reported, however, was a result of Jack Bauer entering a cannon ball competition

http://www.jackvschuck.com/

 

[=w=]

A year or two ago Conan O'Brian showed a lot of hilarious Walker Texas Ranger clips on his show... 10 second long clips where if you didn't know what was going on were frickin hilarious in a twisted way. One of them showed a dream sequence where Chuck Norris (Walker) was walking with this chick by a lake and proposed to her, she said yes, the happy music started then out of the blue some guy shoots Walker in the back.

I'm sure you can find all these clips if you look. Notice how the Hallmark channel plays Walker Texas Ranger episodes about 10 times a day now. It just exploded from there.

 

[Leroy Smith]

Gratuitous Bump....

http://www.jackvschuck.com/

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Im not a big fan of either @sswhupper, but the folks who created these sites are evil genii (genius's) and I was thoroughly amused.

 

[Hypoxik]

It started on this board, because I didnt want to answer GJ questions.

 

[HawkerF/O]

HEY! You guys need to watch your mouths about Ranger Walker. He knows, oh yes, he knows. He has Indian in him and he can sense these things. I wouldn't want him looking for me. Be careful.............

 

[g-code]

I need to show this to my boss. He is good friends with Chuck....

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Some people have way too much time on their hands, I think they're on reserve at Eagle..

http://www.wayfaring.com/maps/show/4698

 

[CallmeJB]

The beginning?

Bill Brasky.

That's all I have to say.