Chemtrails: What happend at church?

[TonyC]

Re: reality or reality?

2. Don't believe a pilot who says "that’s normal".

Hate to break this to you, Denver, but you're barking up the wrong tree around here, and you've stated yourself why you're doomed.

All you're going to find around here is normal, intelligent aviation-minded folks who are going to tell you "that's normal." End of story.

So, if that's not what you want to hear, go somewhere else.

I'd like to know the origin of the abuse of the word Bar-B-Que. Now, I realize that Brazilian Barbeque is another animal entirely - - in fact it's any animal entirely or in part, and I like it for what it is. Nothing better than sitting down at a place in Campinas, for instance, and eating the finest cuts of meat for as long as you can lift your knife and fork.

But in our good ole U.S. of A, there seems to be some confusion. I grew up knowing only one kind of BBQ - - pork - - slow cooked over an open pit. The choices were dark, white, or both, pulled or chopped, slaw or not. (Well, OK, slaw wasn't really a choice, but I didn't really care for it personally.) My personal preference has always been white meat pulled, but I've heard the virtues of the other choices and respect those that have them.

Then along came this notion that you could cook any kind of meat as long as you cooked it over a fire some way. Beef barbeque???? Argggh Barbeque CHICKEN? YIKES. Eventually the standard became even looser in terms of definition, now including any kind of food you can pour a sauce over. Folks, give me a break. Have we no standards? We might as well be flying the flag upside down!

For the love of pork, folks. Can't we get back to REAL bar-be-que?

Thank you for your attention.

 

[jetexas]

Don't get too focused on the BBQ !!!
you must remember that good BBQ is wasted if it is not eaten along with some good beer (shiner bock and BBQ is awesome) and a big piece of pecan pie at the end.


As a side note, I just had a stunning revelation. It was not the Air war over Europe in WWII that brought the nazi's to their knees. No, the B-17's, Lancasters, B-24's, etc did not ruin the Nazi industrial output by bombing...it was the chemtrails the aircraft spread along the way to dropping those bombs (which were only a distractor). I mean, everyone has seen the pictures of those bomber streams. If you look closely, some even had "Dow chemical" emblems on the tail!

 

[TonyC]

Don't get too focused on the BBQ !!!
you must remember that good BBQ is wasted if it is not eaten along with some good beer (shiner bock and BBQ is awesome) and a big piece of pecan pie at the end.

My kids are too young to indulge in "adult beverages" but they still know good bar-be-que.

Pecan pie is good, but chess pie also complements a good meal of BBQ. I'm also fond of coconut creme pie, banana creme pie, and - - of course - - the other southern staple - - banana pudding.

 

[C425Driver]

Re: bogus or real

Please stop mixing hijack topics with bogus topics.

Folks,

There is no attempt to hijack a topic here. There is a real, and related threat that no one has identified: Chem-B-Q! When the chemgoo from the chemtrails falls to the earth, cows become contaminated with chemgoo. These "Chemsteer" are then slaughtered in secret government processing plants where the chemgoo is not removed from the meat. This contaminated meat is then secretly distributed to BBQ-style restaurants nationwide where we are unknowingly consuming meat that the government has covertly poisoned. If everyone stops eating BBQ, we will thwart Uncle Sam's plan to eliminate the American population. You see, it's not just a conspiracy wiht the government, the airlines, the aircraft manufacturers and the military, the cattle farmers and future farmers of America are in on this too.

Gotta go, I'm having lunch with Jim Morrison. Don't want to be late - Jim gets very angry when I'm late!

 

[TonyC]

Re: Re: bogus or real

When the chemgoo from the chemtrails falls to the earth, cows become contaminated with chemgoo.

Another good reason to stick to real Bar-be-que: PORK

 

[C425Driver]

Re: Re: Re: bogus or real

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Originally posted by C425Driver
When the chemgoo from the chemtrails falls to the earth, cows become contaminated with chemgoo.
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Another good reason to stick to real Bar-be-que: PORK

Sorry Tony, but it happens to pigs, too. I'm not sure, but I believe they're called "ChemSwine".

No one is safe!

 

[uscpilot]

Re: bogus or real

Please stop mixing hijack topics with bogus topics.

I agree, we need to stay on the BBQ and beer topics. Who ever keeps trying to hyjack this great thread to talk about government conspiracies can go to hell. Thanks for keeping us on track Denver .
usc

 

[Denver130]

All you're going to find around here is normal, intelligent aviation-minded folks who are going to tell you "that's normal." End of story.
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Intelligent people ask why? take observations; look at available scientific literature; make evaluations based on science; try to produce evidence on way or the other.

That is an intelligent person. Remember project SHAD - shipboard hazard and defense tests that the Navy did in the 50's and 60's.

Don't forget how the government said,

"we don't know what your talking about"
"that happend years ago"
"we have no recollection of it"
"pass the BBQ sauce"

Thousands of sailors were exposed to chemical and biological tests and then began to die of various and sundry diseases, year after year after year. Surely there is one Navy pilot in this group that remembers creating those chemical clouds for Navy ships to plow through. How long can we deny the obvious.

The day will come
When left unchecked

That a price will be paid
For our ignorant way.

The facts are there,
And the chemtrails are there,

But I can't find a pilot
To look at sound science.

Here's a 22 minute chemX
http://www.geocities.com/houstonchemtrails/Houston28.html
and a 44 minute chemline
http://www.geocities.com/houstonchemtrails/Houston30.html
with low humidity and high temperature.

I know...jet contrails can happen anytime, anywhere, anyplace, under any circumstances right?

 

[Denver130]

Hate to break this to you, Denver, but you're barking up the wrong tree around here, and you've stated yourself why you're doomed.
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I wish I was wrong.
I wish chemtrails were a hoax.
I wish I was an unbelieving pilot.

But science does not lie.
NASA and NOAA research is not false.
Thousands of callers to the FAA cant all be wrong.
Internet radar isn't flawed.
Satellite photography does not lie.
High altitude water vapor maps dont fib.
Cloud ceilings derived from sofisticated machinery cant be all wrong.
And lingering, dispersing low altitude trails cannot be "normal" jet contrails.

Unless your high on BBQ sauce!

 

[Denver130]

Going where?

If you are ever in Austin go to "Stubbs" downtown.

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Instead of going to Stubbs in hot and dry Austin, try calling the pilot hot line and ask a few simple questions like....

1. Is there any suspicious jet trails outside today? yes
2. Are they under the clouds? yes
3. What is the cloud ceilings today? between 2,000 and 4,000ft
4. How long have I been watching the trail in question for? 15 min
5. How long does a normal trail last? under 60 seconds
6. Is it tiny or massive?
7. Does it appear to be dispersing?
8. Is the sky around it turning milky blue?
9. Is it gone yet? no..I've been watching it for 30 minutes now.
10. What is the temperature? 60 degrees
11. What is the humidity? 34 percent
12. Do I have a pencil to record my observations? yes
13. How much humidity is needed to produce a normal jet contrail? 80 percent or more
14. Do high altitude vapor maps support that figure today? no
15. What could type of trail could last for hours at low altitudes without high humidity? ah ahh ahhh ahhh chemical trail (chemtrail)

Extra credit

What types of occupations are prone to ask questions and do scientific research?

1. chemical engineers at Conoco
2. retired nuclear physicist (from USA today)
3. computer engineers - me
4. doctors
5. biologists

What about you?

 

[Denver130]

information

The biggest support for chemtrails is two things:

1. access to information
2. science

Think of it how profound it is to be able to get climate information at the tip of your fingers. Years ago, only a select few had access to it. Now the web has become a giant library. If someone tells you something, you can search the big web library to see evaluate what a person says.

Also, science has grown by leaps and bounds. Jet contrail science has been studied so often that jet contrail formation has been reduced to a mathematical formula by NASA! Its just amazing!

I hope you have found me to be an honest, concerned person who only looked for the facts concerning the issue of chemtrails. I have purposely tried to present science and facts and an honest evaluation of the two.

If chemtrails is a true government program in progress, then we are in big trouble. If we are being sprayed with heavy metals, then our immune systems are being compromised and that can explain to "some" degree why hospitals like MD Anderson in Houston are flooded with cancer patients. It can also explain why after a weekend of spraying why local hospitals are full of people with respiratory illnesses. And maybe it can help explain a whole lot of other things as well. So before you write it off. Take a second look at the issue again. Approach it as if you're a skeptical scientist who is demanding "proof of the pudding". You might be surprised at what you find. You might end up being like me, an average citizen who dared to look at the sky and question why.

 

[JCJ]

returning thread to BBQ

a mind is a terrible thing to waste

returning the thread to it's intended topic, BBQ

forgot another excellent thing about BBQ

had BBQ ribs last night

fed my dogs (the best boys in the whole world) the bones as their after dinner snack

they loved it, of course

 

[JCJ]

also

of course, with enough BBQ; a waist is a terrible thing to mind

 

[crash-proof]

Good source for Information on the Internet!!!

 

[crash-proof]

oops that didn't work...the link is www.boredsh!tless.com (got censured)

 

[uscpilot]

Pilot Hotline

Instead of going to Stubbs in hot and dry Austin, try calling the pilot hot line and ask a few simple questions like....

What is a pilot hotline?? Is it a job line, if so what company, do they PFT, and will they allow their employees discuss religion and politics (trying to get all the usual topics in here)?
Or is it a sexy singles chat line? Can single pilots call in and talk to FA's that sound hot but in the end look like typical FA's? What is the ##?? 1800hotpilot, 1800stifpilot, or 1800sticktime?
usc

 

[vossdr1]

Contrails and BBQ-coincidence?

Actually, I have it on good information from a captain in our company that certain West Memphis BBQ joints can produce very large, lingering contrails-visible to the naked eye at very low altitudes-regardless of atmospheric conditions.

 

[EagleRJ]

Re: Contrails and BBQ-coincidence?

Actually, I have it on good information from a captain in our company that certain West Memphis BBQ joints can produce very large, lingering contrails-visible to the naked eye at very low altitudes-regardless of atmospheric conditions.

Heck, I've had BBQ that has caused ME to leave a contrail, as I head for the john at best forward speed. Or maybe it's a chemtrail!

 

[skyking1976]

Re: Re: Contrails and BBQ-coincidence?

Heck, I've had BBQ that has caused ME to leave a contrail, as I head for the john at best forward speed. Or maybe it's a chemtrail!

Actually, that's chemgoo....