Nah, not me ... I'll be in Spain, or at home if I'm lucky.
Suggestion, jack-up your "not quite ready for prime-time" dud type of co-star and head out to "Le Sargent Recruiter" on Notre Damn. It's a crewesque hangout. A full french diner will cost you about 35 euro, seven course and all the beer and wine you can drink. Legend has it that this is the place the French Foreign Legion would take their would-be conscripts to get them liquored up and get them to sign. Fun place.
"Willy's Wine Bar" is a close second for fun. Don't forget "The Mazet" for drinks on the Champs de Elysees, or maybe its by Le Concorde (I forget).
Any taxi cab driver can find them. There's also easy "tube" service from Charles de Gaulle.
Look up the video "Vertigo" here on the web done by an AA pilot ... it's fun.