Catholic School Girls

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish. They
>all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
>
>St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a
>penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
>with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger
>in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
>
>St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had
>any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
>"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole
>hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
>
>All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
>is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
>the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?" The girl
>replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
>before VANESSA sticks her ass in it!"

 

[Whirlwind]

Ahhh butt it's only kinky the first time.

 

[Boomhauer]

 

[AA717driver]

Ahhh...knee socks and plaid skirts... Uhh, I gotta go... TC

 

[prodigal]

kinky vs. perverted

Ahhh butt it's only kinky the first time.

Do you know the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather . . . perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

 

[banned username 2]

Re: kinky vs. perverted

perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

Geez you do something ONE TIME and you immediately get stereo-typed!

 

[banned username 2]

Ahhh butt it's only kinky the first time.

Now THAT sounds like someone speaking from personal experience!

 

[banned username 2]

Re: Re: kinky vs. perverted

Question is... is it BBQed?

Is there any other way???

 

[Whirlwind]

Now THAT sounds like someone speaking from personal experience!

Every woman should own a Catholic School Girl uniform. They would be amazed at the TLC they would get.

 

[Timebuilder]

Now, a woman in a Catholic Schoolgirl uniform HOLDING a barbecued chicken.

Heck, that's a weekend!

 

[Dash8]

As it stands, I have no "and then she unzipped her jumper'" stories

 

[Whirlwind]

Now, a woman in a Catholic Schoolgirl uniform HOLDING a barbecued chicken.

Heck, that's a weekend!

That sounds perverted...

...and a lot of fun!

 

[mainah]

Can't help but think of the ex during this post.

 

[acaTerry]

You guys remind me of my dog. He discovered his pecker and since then has been giving the tree out back hell ever since.....

...and BTW, your public school girls aren't any better...

why do I feel like this place is full of 13 year olds?

 

[ShawnC]

why do I feel like this place is full of 13 year olds?

Because most of us don't feel much older than 13. Remember those days when things were much simpler.

 

[tcoll777]

cheerleaders...............like school girls with an attitude

 

[Whirlwind]

cheerleaders...............like school girls with an attitude

Ahh, cheerleaders can be quite fun, even if most of them are dumb as a box of rocks...



What is even more fun is to get your g/f to dress up in a cheerleader outfit and roll play. Err, but don't tell her I told you guys that.

 

[ShawnC]

Ahh, cheerleaders can be quite fun, even if most of them are dumb as a box of rocks...



What is even more fun is to get your g/f to dress up in a cheerleader outfit and roll play. Err, but don't tell her I told you guys that.

Is that her in the picture?

Well once she breaks up with you for posting that, can I have her number?

 

[Whirlwind]

Is that her in the picture?

No, I would not be foolish enough to post her picture on a forum like this.

I know how guys are.

Well once she breaks up with you for posting that, can I have her number?

Ahh, but I don't tell her that I post here.

No, you can't have her number!

 

[KingAir74]

I used to go to a Catholic high school. Ah, the memories...

Let's just say that our favourite hangout (for the guys anyway) was at the benches just to the sides of the main staircase.