Any JetPigs out there?
HOW IT ALL STARTED...the
JETPIG DECLARATION & CHARTER
Is your role model the Charlie Brown character, Pigpen? Do you have a fetish for filth? Are you a garnisher of garbage or a rubbish refugee?
Then it's not to late to join JETPIG, JETstream Pilots In Garbage.
You and others like you can receive help for the sanitary challenged. Our unique twelve-step program is geared to make the "unclean", clean, beginning slowly with patented Mamma's Boy baby-steps and ending in a run for responsible adulthood. You'll not only shake that Big Cockpit Garbage Bag Envy, afflicting 3 out of every 5 small cockpit pilots, but you'll also learn to recognize suitable trash receptacles no more than two short flight legs apart, although most often every landing yields a disposal unit within easy reach. Now we at JETPIG realize it's not easy to admit your nothing but an inconsiderate slobola, and frankly friend, the road to recovery can be littered with memories of mess, but our support group of twelve Ms. Teen Twin USA winners adorned in maid uniforms will provide more motivation than you need to get next to clean! With feather-duster in hand, they will encourage you every step of the way! So don't wait. Turn yourself in to JETPIG today and turn on to clean!
We at JETPIG need your help. Without your generous support, programs like this could never continue. What if these JETPIGs are allowed to breed? Right now in Jetstreams all around the world, Memphis also, the habits of hygiene are taking place with gross consequences. Won't you stop the squalor? These spoonfed minds full of mush are ripe for JETPIG training, and only you can help. Please call 1-800-JET-PIGS, and receive a free JETPIGS-R-US coffeemug, limited refills of Granatha brand Wide Open coffees and coupons to "Blakeyflakes and Donuts".
Give, and give generously. Because the mess you save may be your own
HOW IT ALL STARTED...the
JETPIG DECLARATION & CHARTER
Is your role model the Charlie Brown character, Pigpen? Do you have a fetish for filth? Are you a garnisher of garbage or a rubbish refugee?
Then it's not to late to join JETPIG, JETstream Pilots In Garbage.
You and others like you can receive help for the sanitary challenged. Our unique twelve-step program is geared to make the "unclean", clean, beginning slowly with patented Mamma's Boy baby-steps and ending in a run for responsible adulthood. You'll not only shake that Big Cockpit Garbage Bag Envy, afflicting 3 out of every 5 small cockpit pilots, but you'll also learn to recognize suitable trash receptacles no more than two short flight legs apart, although most often every landing yields a disposal unit within easy reach. Now we at JETPIG realize it's not easy to admit your nothing but an inconsiderate slobola, and frankly friend, the road to recovery can be littered with memories of mess, but our support group of twelve Ms. Teen Twin USA winners adorned in maid uniforms will provide more motivation than you need to get next to clean! With feather-duster in hand, they will encourage you every step of the way! So don't wait. Turn yourself in to JETPIG today and turn on to clean!
We at JETPIG need your help. Without your generous support, programs like this could never continue. What if these JETPIGs are allowed to breed? Right now in Jetstreams all around the world, Memphis also, the habits of hygiene are taking place with gross consequences. Won't you stop the squalor? These spoonfed minds full of mush are ripe for JETPIG training, and only you can help. Please call 1-800-JET-PIGS, and receive a free JETPIGS-R-US coffeemug, limited refills of Granatha brand Wide Open coffees and coupons to "Blakeyflakes and Donuts".
Give, and give generously. Because the mess you save may be your own
