"Called on the Carpet"

[timmay]

Because they thought I was the one who left a trunk muffin in the sleep room.

Was it a Mexican waffle?

 

[RJLoser]

Was it a Mexican waffle?

Si Señor.

 

[Tarzan]

I gots called onta da carpet..... but it didn't match da drapes....... yeah.... bouyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

Now that there is funny! :laugh:

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Never actually made it to the carpet but this was the call I made after some...umm...unpleasantries...

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open. "

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Don't wear cowboy boots in the cockpit, or else you'll get called in for the dance.

 

[say again]

As long as the carpet isnt red, I will walk all day.

 

[RJLoser]

Don't wear cowboy boots in the cockpit, or else you'll get called in for the dance.

Did you get beat with boots when younger?

 

[buscap]

Men who wear cowboy boots, while not employed as a cowboy or at a social gathering which requires mastery of the two-step skillset, are gay. And I don't mean gay in the "preferring men as opposed to women" gay. I mean gay, as in stupid; as the word "tard" was once used.

And this post is used with full apologies to any readers who might actually be gay. It is unfortunate, though certainly not my sole doing, that the term for same-sex attraction has been hijacked into the new moniker for stupid. But I sincerely implore that the gay community take a moment to realize they are not the first, nor most likely the last, to have their noun so hijacked.

Think of it rather, as a sign of acceptance. Think about it, next time you describe a particularly stupid event as a "chinese fire drill", or other such term. And in the end, I hope we all can agree that cowboy boots in the cockpit are simply gay.

 

[crj567]

Men who wear cowboy boots, while not employed as a cowboy or at a social gathering which requires mastery of the two-step skillset, are gay. And I don't mean gay in the "preferring men as opposed to women" gay. I mean gay, as in stupid; as the word "tard" was once used.

And this post is used with full apologies to any readers who might actually be gay. It is unfortunate, though certainly not my sole doing, that the term for same-sex attraction has been hijacked into the new moniker for stupid. But I sincerely implore that the gay community take a moment to realize they are not the first, nor most likely the last, to have their noun so hijacked.

Think of it rather, as a sign of acceptance. Think about it, next time you describe a particularly stupid event as a "chinese fire drill", or other such term. And in the end, I hope we all can agree that cowboy boots in the cockpit are simply gay.

As to that point-they are especially gay when they are worn by a female pilot... If you should ever see a woman (eg: the "white dragon") wearing cowboy boots anywhere around an airplane, you have found yourself a butch-ass lumberjack.

 

[suupah]

I was called in to verify that Mesa sucks.

:laugh:

 

[suupah]

I gots called onta da carpet..... but it didn't match da drapes....... yeah.... bouyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

I like bare floors

 

[crxpilot]

Men who wear cowboy boots, while not employed as a cowboy or at a social gathering which requires mastery of the two-step skillset, are gay. And I don't mean gay in the "preferring men as opposed to women" gay. I mean gay, as in stupid; as the word "tard" was once used.

And this post is used with full apologies to any readers who might actually be gay. It is unfortunate, though certainly not my sole doing, that the term for same-sex attraction has been hijacked into the new moniker for stupid. But I sincerely implore that the gay community take a moment to realize they are not the first, nor most likely the last, to have their noun so hijacked.

Think of it rather, as a sign of acceptance. Think about it, next time you describe a particularly stupid event as a "chinese fire drill", or other such term. And in the end, I hope we all can agree that cowboy boots in the cockpit are simply gay.

Actually they hijacked the word gay a while back, as well as anything resembling a rainbow!

 

[waka]

FA claimed I had sold her into sexual slavery on an overnight, turns out it was Hillary Clinton. DO and CP invited me to have some shooters and a lap dance.

What a lame idea for a thread.

What is really lame is that you took the time to post in what you think is a lame thread.....dip$hit.

 

[waka]

Men who wear cowboy boots, while not employed as a cowboy or at a social gathering which requires mastery of the two-step skillset, are gay. And I don't mean gay in the "preferring men as opposed to women" gay. I mean gay, as in stupid; as the word "tard" was once used.

And this post is used with full apologies to any readers who might actually be gay. It is unfortunate, though certainly not my sole doing, that the term for same-sex attraction has been hijacked into the new moniker for stupid. But I sincerely implore that the gay community take a moment to realize they are not the first, nor most likely the last, to have their noun so hijacked.

Think of it rather, as a sign of acceptance. Think about it, next time you describe a particularly stupid event as a "chinese fire drill", or other such term. And in the end, I hope we all can agree that cowboy boots in the cockpit are simply gay.

Your disclaimer is about five times the length of the actual substance of your post. Are you an attorney? :laugh:

 

[Salukipilot4590]

as well as anything resembling a rainbow!

sssoooooooo does that mean I shouldn't be wearing these sandals?

F--K...they were expensive too!

 

[Dornier 335]

Actually they hijacked the word gay a while back, as well as anything resembling a rainbow!

Yeah, but the funny thing is that homosexuals feel deeply offended if you use the word "gay" for something that's tacky, uncool or simply trailer trash. So, I keep using it as often as I can. I don't want to start a list here of things you cannot say or do, because the homosexuals claimed it as theirs.

This is just too gay (stupid, dumb, uncool but not homosexual )

 

[urflyingme?!]

Got called in for questioning the legality of a chief pilot putting a stamp with his name on a ferry permit form recommending breaking around ~10 FAR's. He didn't want to ask the FSDO if they thought it was legal.

 

[Long Time Gone]

I answered the phone once while laying on the living room floor. Does that count?

 

[LazyLightnin']

Your disclaimer is about five times the length of the actual substance of your post. Are you an attorney? :laugh:

Nope. Just a twice-divorced, over the hill RJ captain who hands down life lessons. Particularly about one's footwear.

 

[JumpersAway]

Nope. Just a twice-divorced, over the hill RJ captain who hands down life lessons. Particularly about one's footwear.

Maybe if you wore your boots in the bedroom you wouldn't be divorced.....YEEEHAAAA!

Oh, and as for the boots on a serious note- they're outstanding! They hold a shine well, don't set off the metal detector, comfortable, grip the pedals well, and insulate. Oh, and you don't have to pack both black AND white socks for an overnight.