British Airways belly flop captain.

[Salukipilot4590]

Hmm...I wonder if I can pull that off...

Chocolate kinda blends in with me though...

 

[dbchandler1]

Hmm...I wonder if I can pull that off...

Chocolate kinda blends in with me though...

Some white chocolate perhaps?

 

[doug_or]

"After licking the chocolate off and soaping him down they also played an airline game with him, putting liquorice up his bottom."

They then laid strings of it on his buttocks and ate them.

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[Harlequin]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

 

[siucavflight]

Dork.

 

[say again]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Hahahahahahaha!!!! And its unfortunate that losers like you post on these forums. But carry on, i enjoy a laugh as well.:beer:

 

[viper548]

This is playing out like an Austin Powers movie

 

[sqwkvfr]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Uh, that statement wasn't made by Captain "Twizzler Tickler," it was made by ANOTHER British pilot.

.....and it wasn't just something that was made up by a member of this board, it was all over the UK media in the immediate aftermath of this incident.

I understand why you didn't catch it; it's hard to see with your head up your ass.

Still laughing?

 

[The_Russian]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Just be happy you aren't speaking Deutsch right now. Or Russian. Or Derka Derka.

 

[siucavflight]

Captain Twizzler tickler, priceless.