British Airways belly flop captain.

[Stifler's Mom]

HA HA HA....I guess you just screw it in.

Who doesn't love women licking chocolate off their bodies?

 

[go!ng for broke]

If you work at Mesa I guess the the licorice would be a relief.

That explains the Mesa upper management's black suit dress code. No smudge marks!!

 

[sweptback]

This guy is my hero. Can you imagine how much more ass he's going to get on overnights now? Not only was he just hailed a hero, but evidently the guy has mad skills.

 

[goodgig]

Practicing for those "tight" approaches!

The screw thing is funny!

 

[MJ42]

This guy is my hero. Can you imagine how much more ass he's going to get on overnights now? Not only was he just hailed a hero, but evidently the guy has mad skills.

Don't you mean "how much more up the a$$". Seems he like the Mormon hole a lot!

 

[say again]

Admit it! THIS is why we all became airline pilots.

Have you seen the FA's working in the US?? Certainly would be one scary orgy, and they dont use licorice, i believe they use barb-wired bats!!:beer:

 

[SpauldingSmails]

I can't wait to see the QOL at BA thread.

 

[Limeyflyer]

That is bloody fantastic if I say so myself!!!
Couldn't stop laughing. Already got about 5 phone calls from relatives in England asking about the airline pilots and their shenanigans on the road. I don't even know yet cus I just got done with training.

 

[Joblu]

Hah hah hah! That was great!

Admit it! THIS is why we all became airline pilots.

Yes, but wrong country!

 

[DrewBlows]

Sweet Jesus! I guess there's one more reason never to get in an accident.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Hmm...I wonder if I can pull that off...

Chocolate kinda blends in with me though...

 

[dbchandler1]

Hmm...I wonder if I can pull that off...

Chocolate kinda blends in with me though...

Some white chocolate perhaps?

 

[doug_or]

"After licking the chocolate off and soaping him down they also played an airline game with him, putting liquorice up his bottom."

They then laid strings of it on his buttocks and ate them.

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[Harlequin]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

 

[siucavflight]

Dork.

 

[say again]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Hahahahahahaha!!!! And its unfortunate that losers like you post on these forums. But carry on, i enjoy a laugh as well.:beer:

 

[viper548]

This is playing out like an Austin Powers movie

 

[sqwkvfr]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Uh, that statement wasn't made by Captain "Twizzler Tickler," it was made by ANOTHER British pilot.

.....and it wasn't just something that was made up by a member of this board, it was all over the UK media in the immediate aftermath of this incident.

I understand why you didn't catch it; it's hard to see with your head up your ass.

Still laughing?

 

[The_Russian]

So this is the guy that is the big hero over there. I find it funny that this is now out there after hearing how pompus these BA guys are. "This type of thing does not happen to British pilots."


Its an unfortunate drawback of forums like this, that entirely fictitious quotes can be presented as 'fact' and, after a certain period of time, are considered as such.

The Captain's actual statement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7196748.stm

Carry on Anglo-phobes...I can always do with a laugh...

Just be happy you aren't speaking Deutsch right now. Or Russian. Or Derka Derka.

 

[siucavflight]

Captain Twizzler tickler, priceless.