Best Merged Airline Names

[SKYW Pilot]

When our companies merge, they'll change to name to...

Skywest and ASA = SkyAss

Our logo will be a big pair of butt cheeks with wings on the tail!

 

[aa73]

When our companies merge, they'll change to name to...

Skywest and ASA = SkyAss

Our logo will be a big pair of butt cheeks with wings on the tail!

Baby got back!

 

[AAflyer]

Mesa+GoJet=MessyJetToGo
Mesa+Chautauqua+Comair= ComTauqAboutAmess


Delta+United=The cockiest overpaid pilot group in history.

Oh look another middle level manager. Overpaid pilots!!!!! Yikes!!

Certainly hard to raise the bar when our pilot group thinks we make too much.


Oh boy, where do we find these people,

AA

 

[Trogdor]

Great Lakes + Big Sky + Air Tran + Frontier =

Great Big Air Fro


AA

Add United and Jet Blue and you get:

Ted's Great Big Blue Air Fro

 

[skygirl1968]

Great Lakes + Big Sky + Air Tran + Frontier =

Great Big Air Fro


AA

ROFLMAO!!! i'm passing some of these along to my co-workers...they're all walking by wondering why i'm in tears with laughter...

 

[skygirl1968]

Continental and Aer Lingus

Would that be Air69???
I think you would have to rearrange the seats to all horizontal types.

ConAeLingus...$69 one way airfares to any destination with vertical seating in coach and horizontal seating in first class!

 

[GidgetDog]

I'm dying

Add United and Jet Blue and you get:

Ted's Great Big Blue Air Fro

LOL - wow there is hope for all of you in marketing!

 

[AAPilot]

USDA......worst airline=worst meat

 

[Itsallsogood]

Midwest and USAir = Mid-Air

 

[Big Slick]

Delta + United = Delighted

 

[skygirl1968]

Frontier + Hooters = Frontooters

 

[airplane wizard]

NW & SWA

NorthSouthWest

 

[Tri-holer]

Virgin Atlantic + USA 3000 + Bangkok airways = Virgin Bangkok 3000

How about making it appealing - 3000 Bankok Virgins

 

[V1cutsrfun]

How about making it appealing - 3000 Bankok Virgins

Thats better, but none are known to exist.....You'd be lucky to find 3.

 

[northstar]

Continental and Aer Lingus

... that's pretty funny... but after reading General Lee's posts... don't know why but I thought....

continental + aer lingus = colonel angus (everyone loves col. angus)

 

[FmrFreightDog]

When our companies merge, they'll change to name to...

Skywest and ASA = SkyAss

Our logo will be a big pair of butt cheeks with wings on the tail!

At least the pax would get the joke when they saw the FA waddling down the aisle..................

 

[Big Slick]

You have to use the proper terminology: When the passengers saw the 'cat rancher' waddling down the aisle.

That name still cracks me up.

 

[onewithwings]

to name to...

Skywest and ASA = SkyAss

I heard through the grapevine that Skywest was buying Horizon.

Would that make it "Sky-Ho"?

 

[waka]

Alaska, Allegheny, American, ASA, Cape Air, Comair, Compass, Continental, Delta, Eagle, FedEx, GoJet, Horizon, Jet Blue, Northwest, Piedmont, Pinnacle, Republic, Skywest, Southwest, Trans States, UPS, US Airways and any that I left out will all eventually become Wal Martlines

 

[QCappy]

Virgin + Horizon = Virgin Ho

Is that even possible?

 

[Morgoth]

I heard through the grapevine that Skywest was buying Horizon.

Would that make it "Sky-Ho"?

Just SkyWhore.

 

[Hamfighter]

I just new when Delta and Song got put back together we would become Dong...and then we did.

 

[XR650R]

How about Southwest + Airtran = Southwest Airlines

 

[CTflyer]

Delta and UAL
Ted's Song

Not too bad...


As we were furloughed and UAL came up with TED we came up with...


What is TED? It's United without U and I