Best flight ever!

[OPECJet]

Takes a big man to admit he just stared and drooled.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

She was reading a magizine and dropped one of those subscription cards. I picked it up and asked if she wanted it and she said no it's trash. The rest of the flight I just stared and drooled

I think that pickup attempt could have been better thought out.

 

[viper548]

I think that pickup attempt could have been better thought out.

The planning wasn't great, but I couldn't think of anything better. On the bright side my girlfriend got it really good that night

 

[capt. megadeth]

UAL from LAX to SMF. There's some tennis thing going on today in Sacramento that she's the main attraction for.

You'd think she would fly in her own jet. Maybe she's a cost conscious rich chick.

 

[DX Rick]

I would think the Russian Mafia would flip for her to have her own private jet for some special event.

 

[OPECJet]

Could be they see her for what she is. A little talent tennis player with nice t!ts. Ok, very nice t!ts. Oh yeah, a sweet a$$ too. And a huge bankroll.

What's her number again?

 

[Brett Hull]

I picked it up and asked if she wanted it and she said no it's trash.

You misunderstood her rooskie accent. She said "No, YOU'RE trash!"

I keed, I keed! [/triumphthecomicinsultdog]

 

[FN FAL]

She was reading a magizine and dropped one of those subscription cards. I picked it up and asked if she wanted it and she said no it's trash. The rest of the flight I just stared and drooled

How come you didn't whip out your brick?

 

[viper548]

Her accent was pretty heavy on the plane, but almost unnoticable in TV interviews

 

[FlySacto]

Last night I was jumpseating home from work and ended up sitting next to Anna Kournikova.

How much beer will you give me to NOT tell "E" about this post

 

[viper548]

How much beer will you give me to NOT tell "E" about this post

Are you kidding? She's the first one I told. She picked me up from the airport and I told her all about it. What's she gonna do, get jelous?

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

I sat next to mary kate olsen (her sister wasnt there). I talked to her and asked her out. We dated for about a month but I cheated on her.

 

[Regional4life]

I'll be back in 5 minutes

 

[Regional4life]

Ahhh. . . not quite 5 minutes, but at least I'm relaxed now