Best flight ever!

[OPECJet]

Could be they see her for what she is. A little talent tennis player with nice t!ts. Ok, very nice t!ts. Oh yeah, a sweet a$$ too. And a huge bankroll.

What's her number again?

 

[Brett Hull]

I picked it up and asked if she wanted it and she said no it's trash.

You misunderstood her rooskie accent. She said "No, YOU'RE trash!"

I keed, I keed! [/triumphthecomicinsultdog]

 

[FN FAL]

She was reading a magizine and dropped one of those subscription cards. I picked it up and asked if she wanted it and she said no it's trash. The rest of the flight I just stared and drooled

How come you didn't whip out your brick?

 

[viper548]

Her accent was pretty heavy on the plane, but almost unnoticable in TV interviews

 

[FlySacto]

Last night I was jumpseating home from work and ended up sitting next to Anna Kournikova.

How much beer will you give me to NOT tell "E" about this post

 

[viper548]

How much beer will you give me to NOT tell "E" about this post

Are you kidding? She's the first one I told. She picked me up from the airport and I told her all about it. What's she gonna do, get jelous?

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

I sat next to mary kate olsen (her sister wasnt there). I talked to her and asked her out. We dated for about a month but I cheated on her.

 

[Regional4life]

I'll be back in 5 minutes

 

[Regional4life]

Ahhh. . . not quite 5 minutes, but at least I'm relaxed now