Best FI post of 2008

olympus593

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U bet! You know what I hope happens to Mr.RJDC (joe)? I hope he walks into his trailer really depressed about his girl leaving him for Mr.VPofsomething. He walks over to the cabinet to get a drink of scotch only to find his dogs head staring blankly back at him. He screeches like the little he biotch that he is and goes stumbling backwards onto the floor. Just then out of the corner of his eye he spots the pedophile living next door running naked at him from the waist down. Now folks, this is no ordinary pedophile this is a big redneck one. Hands the size of baby dolphins. Joe tries to scramble away only to get his fat head stomped on repeatedly until he blacks out. Finally Joe starts to come about several hours later with an extreme headache, vision blurred and very parched. He tries to move but realizes that he is tied up in the woods and his feet are missing!!!!
I think this one win, the funniest post of the year.
 

DYLIN

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Before I even opened your post, I thought of this one by BigMeat and I was prepared to spend a few minutes looking for it in case you had thought something else was better.

It really is in a league of it's own!!
 

pipe

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Hands the size of baby dolphins. That's awesome. You gotta be on some sort of hallucinogenic to come up with that one.

PIPE
 

CopilotDoug

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Done!
That story (aside from being disturbing) is bush-league.
 

ron burgundy

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How about the best avatar of 2008.. It's between olympus593 and that guy with the smokin female "pole vaulter" No pun intended, of course.
 

jonjuan

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I agree!!!
 

AA717driver

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Pole vaulter is pretty good but SIUCav's is a pretty serious contender. :eek: TC
 

aa73

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TC... your avatars and quotes beneath them just make my day. Blagojevich standing in front of my alma mater... priceless!
 

jimcav

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Hey TC if the check clears will they let you keep the seat after the dust settles?
 

cale42

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SIUCav has to get consideration for the consistent quality..
 
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