It's many, many years in the future.........After a long, happy and successful life, Army coach Bobby Ross passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, where God takes him on a tour. He shows Bobby a little 2-bedroom cottage with faded Ga. Tech, San Diego Charger, Detroit Lions and West Point pennants decorating the little, ivy-entwined front porch.
"This is your home, Coach. You can be proud. Most people don't get their own house up here," God explains.
Ross looks at the house, then turns around and looks at one sitting atop the hill. It's a huge three-story mansion with white marble columns and a balcony under each window.
Naval Academy flags line both sides of the circular driveway leading up to a the portico, where a huge blue and gold banner professing "Beat Army!", hangs between the towering columns.
"I appreciate greatly your consideration, God, but I'm a little puzzled. How come I get this little 2-bedroom cottage with faded banners, and Navy coach Paul Johnson gets a columned mansion with new banners and flags? What's so special about him????"
God smiles mischievously. "That's not Paul Johnson's house, Coach.........." he replies.
"................that's mine."