BBQ might cause cancer:(

[AirBadger]

Apparently everything causes cancer these days, I agree with the sentiment that life is too short to go around avoiding the good things in life because some scientist found cancer in a rats behind.

 

[flydaddy0499]

Well, as I sit down tomorrow night at the Williamson Bros. joint in Marietta, GA, I will say to the server; "may I please have the biggest plate of cancer you can possibly find in the back?".

 

[coloneldan]

I had a thought the other day. I know, that is a dangerous thing. You can't eat beef because of Mad Cow disease. You can't eat chicken, turkey, duck or any other fowl because of bird flu. You cant eat pork because of fat and cholesterol. You can't eat fish because of pesticide runoff and mercury. You cant eat vegetables because of pesticides. You can't drink water because of pesticide runoff, mercury, and chlorine. You can't eat food suppliments and take vitamins because the only they do is give you expensive urine. You can't drink distilled water because it comes in plastic bottles, they give off PCB's and dioxins. The only thing that is safe to do is sit in the corner and wait to die. But watch out for terrorists and meteorites.

Somebody hand me a drink and a cigar.

 

[Daveman]

I had a thought the other day. I know, that is a dangerous thing. You can't eat beef because of Mad Cow disease. You can't eat chicken, turkey, duck or any other fowl because of bird flu. You cant eat pork because of fat and cholesterol. You can't eat fish because of pesticide runoff and mercury. You cant eat vegetables because of pesticides. You can't drink water because of pesticide runoff, mercury, and chlorine. You can't eat food suppliments and take vitamins because the only they do is give you expensive urine. You can't drink distilled water because it comes in plastic bottles, they give off PCB's and dioxins. The only thing that is safe to do is sit in the corner and wait to die. But watch out for terrorists and meteorites.

Somebody hand me a drink and a cigar.

What he said!

 

[Magic1872]

I heard some scientist says taking a S H I T causes cancer. Guess everyone has to hold it now

 

[X man]

Crap and Cancer

I heard some scientist says taking a S H I T causes cancer. Guess everyone has to hold it now

Clinical studies, (In Australia), state that only if your face turns red and the veins in your face are exposed during a bowel movement can the cancer cells be activated. So you must be patient, not rushed or in a hurry, or think about that terrible landing during this time period:cartman:

Professor Leo Wanker