Ban Angus

[nptguy]

He provides nothing positive for the board. Give me your best Angus, I know he's gonna give me hell,lol!

 

[Brasgaucho]

He provides nothing positive for the board. Give me your best Angus, I know he's gonna give me hell,lol!

Are you looking for attention?

 

[nptguy]

I'm bored, and feel like breaking some horns

 

[FN FAL]

I'm bored, and feel like breaking some horns

I think if you want to break horns with Col. Angus, you'll have to talk with ATL2CDG first.

 

[uwochris]

Did you guys know that MacGyver's first name is Angus?

 

[nptguy]

The Angus I think of is the fat kid in the crappy movie made a few years back.

 

[EagleRJ]

Angus needs to throw some slacks on, and stop wearing shorts with his sportcoat!

 

[Angus]

Not looking to flame...huh....

He provides nothing positive for the board. Give me your best Angus, I know he's gonna give me hell,lol!

Actually we shouldn't ban anyone unless they cross the line into obscene. My posts on these forums do not come close to the definition of obscene.

As far as this "thread" you have started..... at least people can now see that you indeed are a putz who is simply "looking" for trouble.... period.

There is nothing to be gained from this thread just like there was NOTHING to be gained from your ignorant, stone throwing thread about some ridiculous amatuer video taken and posted for the simple reason start to a flame.

My posts at least display common sense, and I don't post things simply to start fights and then hide behind the wall of innocence.... looking for some sucker to buy in to your simpleton "pity" cries.

I hope you never get into the Professional Pilot business... beacuse you don't have the class, nor the emotional maturity for it.

Based on your posts here......I think the right career for you would be "on scene news reporter" with "expert analysis" is your calling.

When an airliner is involved in an accident..... as the fire trucks arrive..... you can stand there 100 feet from the scene and immediately tell us all exactly what caused the accident.... complete with your list of credentials of "FAA Certified Pilot" boldly displayed at the bottom of the television screen (just like the bumper sticker that is on your scooter).

And don't forget to show everyone that video of the Deta 737 from LGA that you are such an expert on...

 

[ATL2CDG]

I think if you want to break horns with Col. Angus, you'll have to talk with ATL2CDG first.

FNster:

I've never even heard of Angus before this thread, so I'm not quite sure why someone would have to go through me before ripping on this bloak.

 

[C601]

Whats its with these new comers since late last year, I rememeber the most heated it ever got here was the citation kid threads, now all i see is this crap

 

[nptguy]

Man you really hurt my feelings . Dude there is no way your a man. I've looked through your crappy post. You have nothing to do then get it on with a 19 year old on line.You wish u flew for United

 

[nptguy]

What were u like @ 19, hanging out in jazz clubs drinking club soda

 

[hyper]

Whats its with these new comers since late last year, I rememeber the most heated it ever got here was the citation kid threads, now all i see is this crap

Amen, brudda.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Somedays I really miss college, and want to go back. From the looks of things in this thread, I went back but completely skipped college and went straight to 6th grade.

 

[Flyin Tony]

Hey Now

What were u like @ 19, hanging out in jazz clubs drinking club soda

Thats what I do

 

[FN FAL]

FNster:

I've never even heard of Angus before this thread, so I'm not quite sure why someone would have to go through me before ripping on this bloak.

Actually, it's just a pun on the name Angus...we're not ripping on anyone.

Colonel Angus

This is a transcript of a Saturday Night Live skit which ran on February 22, 2003. It was kindly transcribed by the wonderful folks at SNL Transcripts. Re-posted with their permission.

Cast
Melinda.....Amy Poehler
Daddy.....Chris Parnell
Miss Anabelle.....Rachel Dratch
Farm Boy.....Jeff Richards
Bedelia.....Maya Rudolph
Colonel Angus.....Christopher Walken

[open on exterior, Civil War-era plantation home, as members of a Southern family sit on the porch and reflect. A banner above the eaves reads: "Welcome Home, Colonel Angus!" Due to their deep Southern drawls, the entire cast pronounces "Colonel Angus" as "Cunnilingus." ]

Melinda: [ sitting on the steps ] When's he gonna get here, Mama?

Miss Anabelle: [ setting on her rocker ] Anytime now, child.. be patient.

Melinda: Is he very handsome?

Miss Anabelle: [ chuckles ] He's been away at war so long, I don't rightly remember.

Melinda: Mama! Look! There's a carriage on the horizon!

Miss Anabelle: Oh? [ looking about ] Well, where, dear child?

Melinda: There! [ points ] Traveling down the road! Darting in and out of the cotton!

Miss Anabelle: Oh.. oh! Well, that must be the Colonel! Colonel Angus!

Melinda: [ excited ] Could it really be, Mama? Could it really be Colonel Angus?

Miss Anabelle: ..I don't know, uh.. We haven't seen Colonel Angus around these parts for years..

[ Daddy steps onto the porch, from inside the plantation ]

Daddy: Are you ladies out here talking about Colonel Angus?

Melinda: Yes, Daddy! I can't wait to meet him!

Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..

Daddy: Colonel Angus is an acquired taste! Bedelia!

[ Bedelia, the maid, comes running onto the porch ]

Bedelia: Yes, Sir?

Miss Anabelle: Break out some fresh linens, Bedilia! We're gonna have Colonel Angus here tonight!

Bedelia: Colonel Angus? I don't know nothin' about no Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Well, get ready, Bedelia. If I remember correctly, Colonel Angus can be very messy!

[ at last, Colonel Angus steps onto the porch ]

Daddy: As I live and breath! Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Colonel Angus! You old Carpetbagger!

Colonel Angus: Anabelle! I fear my visit.. is an inconvenience.

Miss Anabelle: [ laughing ] Nonsense, Colonel Angus! We're always happy to see your shiny face!

Daddy: Colonel Angus! What brings you to these parts?

Colonel Angus: I'm headed.. down South!

Daddy: Hmm. Of course!

Miss Anabelle: Uh.. how far south are you headed, Colonel Angus?

Colonel Angus: Ain't really sure. I prefer the Deep South.. I like the heat.. the humidity..

Daddy: Hmmm.. sir, I do not!

Colonel Angus: And who is this.. little rosebud?

Daddy: This is our daughter, Melinda.

Melinda: Colonel Angus. The pleasure is all mine. I've heard so much about you.

Colonel Angus: Well, my dear.. don't believe everything you hear.. about ol' Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.

Miss Anabelle: Well, we hope you'll spend the night with us.

Colonel Angus: Well, thank you, Miss Anabelle. And if I overstay my welcome.. just tap me on the head.

Melinda: I always dreamnt of the day.. Colonel Angus would rest his head at Shady Thicket. I always begged my Daddy: "Tell me stories about you and Colonel Angus!" But he never will.

Daddy: [ chuckling ] Well, that's because all of my experiences with Colonel Angus end in embarrassment!

[ they all share a hearty laugh ]

Daddy: Colonel Angus.. I hear rumors.

Colonel Angus: [ sighs ] The incident.. at Big Beaver..

Daddy: Yes?

Colonel Angus: It's true, I'm afraid.. ten men were lost.. and I suffered a great injury.. to my jaw.

Daddy: Is it true you've been stripped of your rank?

Colonel Angus: Yes! It is. There'll be no more "Colonel Angus", ladies. Call me by my given name.

Miss Anabelle: Oh, Anal..

Melinda: I so love the sound of "Colonel Angus".. but I guess I could give Anal Angus a try.

Colonel Angus: [ to a passing farm boy ] You there, Boy! ride into town and tell the Postmaster.. that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance.. of Shady Thicket.

Farm Boy: Euuuggghhh..

Colonel Angus: If you'll excuse me.. I'd like to freshen up.

[ Colonel Angus turns, and enters the plantation home ]

Miss Anabelle: Of course! We'll call you when it's time to eat, Anal! Bedelia lays out quite a spread.

Melinda: Well, I think Colonel Angus is delightful!

Daddy & Miss Anabelle: Hmmm....

Miss Anabelle: You won't.. after forty-five minutes.

Daddy: No-o-o.. you can only take so much of Colonel Angus.

[ fade ]

 

[ATL2CDG]

*laughs hysterically*

Well, I have to say, all my perversion aside, I still love Colonel Angus. I miss him terribly, but all good things come to those who wait.

 

[Dash8]

HA HA HA!!!! double entendre

roflm-mofo-aof

 

[BD King]

FN FAL, that was funny.

 

[BD King]

FN FAL, that was funny.

 

[FN FAL]

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it...I like SNL every time they have Christopher Walken on there.

 

[MIJI]

Actually we shouldn't ban anyone unless they cross the line into obscene. My posts on these forums do not come close to the definition of obscene.

As far as this "thread" you have started..... at least people can now see that you indeed are a putz who is simply "looking" for trouble.... period.

There is nothing to be gained from this thread just like there was NOTHING to be gained from your ignorant, stone throwing thread about some ridiculous amatuer video taken and posted for the simple reason start to a flame.

My posts at least display common sense, and I don't post things simply to start fights and then hide behind the wall of innocence.... looking for some sucker to buy in to your simpleton "pity" cries.

I hope you never get into the Professional Pilot business... beacuse you don't have the class, nor the emotional maturity for it.

Based on your posts here......I think the right career for you would be "on scene news reporter" with "expert analysis" is your calling.

When an airliner is involved in an accident..... as the fire trucks arrive..... you can stand there 100 feet from the scene and immediately tell us all exactly what caused the accident.... complete with your list of credentials of "FAA Certified Pilot" boldly displayed at the bottom of the television screen (just like the bumper sticker that is on your scooter).

And don't forget to show everyone that video of the Deta 737 from LGA that you are such an expert on...

Actually, it's just a pun on the name Angus...we're not ripping on anyone.

Whoops! Awkward!

 

[sqwkvfr]

Ban Angus

No way in hell!!! That's the best kind of beef!!

You "vegans" SUCK!!

 

[The_Russian]

Ban him. I second the motion. He pokes fun at others personal lives and career choices. He is immature and only directs hate and flame wars toward others on a faceless forum. Things he could never say to another persons face. He is disrespectful in all ways.

Good luck to you Angus. You don't deserve to hold the rank of "Fellow Pilot".

 

[Angus]

Ban him. I second the motion. He pokes fun at others personal lives and career choices. He is immature and only directs hate and flame wars toward others on a faceless forum. Things he could never say to another persons face. He is disrespectful in all ways.

Good luck to you Angus. You don't deserve to hold the rank of "Fellow Pilot".

I should be banned for that?? LOL! At least I have the emotional maturity to hold a normal unemotional dialogue.... and do not have to use profanity and censor avoidance to make my points.... which apparently by your spasms..... my points are quite succinct and close to home.

I think if we take your profanity laden censor avoiding posts and post them in chronological order..... it would define "disrespectful".

You may not like or agree with my opinion... and thats fine... but I can still choose to air them. PFT is a hot button topic... and the fact YOU chose to go that route... well I think you will find the VAST majority of these forums will disagree. Should 95% of the forum membership be banned for that belief. It would be a pretty quiet and boring site... thats for sure. How about we ban EVERYONE that disagrees with anything that comes out of that sticky keyboard of yours??

Sorry there Spaz... I disagree.


Bu Bye.