B1900d

[Whiskerbizkit]

8 legs 6 hours? You young guys are wimps. Back in the day we did 14 leg days with a 4 am show and a 4:20 am go. (this was before we could see the irony of that time) I have the log book to prove it. But those days are gone along with 135 regs and VFR exemptions, thank God. I sure would have killed for an auto pilot back then to just chill during our 15 minutes of cruise. But I will say the old Beech was and is a great flying airplane and would not trade my time in it for a shiny new jet. I will never be as good as when I flew every other leg by hand and only navigated by VOR or Mark I eyeball.

Jet

And candles on the side of the runway at night.

 

[AC560]

And candles on the side of the runway at night.

We would have killed for candles.

 

[DeltaLima21]

PAX comment- Are you going to wind the rubber band up?

PAX COMMENT-Whats the inflight movie?
Me- Its "As the prop turns" jackass, the suspense is when it stops!

 

[MJG]

PAX COMMENT-Whats the inflight movie?
Me- Its "As the prop turns" jackass, the suspense is when it stops!

If you really want to shut them up when they ask you what the inflight movie is, with your straightest most serious look on your face, look right at the a-hole who asked the question and without blinking or hesitation tell them that today's movie is "A documentary on why commuter planes crash".

The look on their face is priceless, trust me.

 

[Mr Wu]

"Is this thing safe?"

"I've been flying all day and haven't crashed yet"

 

[say again]

"Is this thing safe?"

I always loved this question!

"No, its not safe at all, Im flying this POS because I WANNA get killed in a horrendous plane crash!!!" People can be so f-ing moronic. Of course this sh!t is safe, its my a$$ and Im gonna make sure that it gets from A to B, safely!!!!!

 

[Goose Egg]

Not only do the 1900's not have autopilots at GIA, they don't have pressurization, nose wheel steering, air conditioning, weather radars, am i missing anything else?

Paid FOs.

-Goose

 

[BOHICAgain]

Paid FOs.

-Goose

Ive heard a rumor at GIA that they are going to start looking for Fo's to hire the funny part is that my buddy told me they want 1000TT and 300 multi. HA who they hell would go there with those times.

 

[JJs Cantina]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety

The beechcraft 1900d "luxury" airliner...

 

[Sky Jet]

Fred, you had better have a big one, because no self respecting Beech F/O ever makes more than 16K a year and therefore impressive size is the only way they can pick up women. For the rest of you, I did not walk to work in the snow. We lived in igloos at the airport. It was PLB, so you know its true.
JET

 

[vectorvictor]

Fred, you had better have a big one, because no self respecting Beech F/O ever makes more than 16K a year and therefore impressive size is the only way they can pick up women. For the rest of you, I did not walk to work in the snow. We lived in igloos at the airport. It was PLB, so you know its true.
JET

AHHHHH the PLB days.

 

[Cardinal]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety....

.....Please take a moment to review the safety briefing card in the seatback pocket in front of you.

 

[vectorvictor]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety

...none of which will save your butt in the event of a crash...the seat cushions are approved flotation devices...to use your seat cushion as a flotation device place your arms through the straps and hold the cushion tight against your chest.

 

[vectorvictor]

.....Please take a moment to review the safety briefing card in the seatback pocket in front of you.

the use of remote control toys is stricly prohibited.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

My standard answer to the jacka$$ who wanted to know what the inflight movie was

ALIVE!


Autopilot? yeah the 1900D has an autopilot it is called the FO.

How do you know it is time to get out of the 1900D? When you can fly with your left knee, trim with your right knee and read the paper while the FO sleeps.