B1900d

[say again]

"Is this thing safe?"

I always loved this question!

"No, its not safe at all, Im flying this POS because I WANNA get killed in a horrendous plane crash!!!" People can be so f-ing moronic. Of course this sh!t is safe, its my a$$ and Im gonna make sure that it gets from A to B, safely!!!!!

 

[Goose Egg]

Not only do the 1900's not have autopilots at GIA, they don't have pressurization, nose wheel steering, air conditioning, weather radars, am i missing anything else?

Paid FOs.

-Goose

 

[BOHICAgain]

Paid FOs.

-Goose

Ive heard a rumor at GIA that they are going to start looking for Fo's to hire the funny part is that my buddy told me they want 1000TT and 300 multi. HA who they hell would go there with those times.

 

[JJs Cantina]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety

The beechcraft 1900d "luxury" airliner...

 

[Sky Jet]

Fred, you had better have a big one, because no self respecting Beech F/O ever makes more than 16K a year and therefore impressive size is the only way they can pick up women. For the rest of you, I did not walk to work in the snow. We lived in igloos at the airport. It was PLB, so you know its true.
JET

 

[vectorvictor]

Fred, you had better have a big one, because no self respecting Beech F/O ever makes more than 16K a year and therefore impressive size is the only way they can pick up women. For the rest of you, I did not walk to work in the snow. We lived in igloos at the airport. It was PLB, so you know its true.
JET

AHHHHH the PLB days.

 

[Cardinal]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety....

.....Please take a moment to review the safety briefing card in the seatback pocket in front of you.

 

[vectorvictor]

the beechcraft 1900d airliner has many features for your comfort and safety

...none of which will save your butt in the event of a crash...the seat cushions are approved flotation devices...to use your seat cushion as a flotation device place your arms through the straps and hold the cushion tight against your chest.

 

[vectorvictor]

.....Please take a moment to review the safety briefing card in the seatback pocket in front of you.

the use of remote control toys is stricly prohibited.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

My standard answer to the jacka$$ who wanted to know what the inflight movie was

ALIVE!


Autopilot? yeah the 1900D has an autopilot it is called the FO.

How do you know it is time to get out of the 1900D? When you can fly with your left knee, trim with your right knee and read the paper while the FO sleeps.

 

[Mr Wu]

Bet you can't get the briefing on here one line at a time.


WELCOME ABOARD!

 

[B1900FO]

"This aircraft has 4 exits...the main cabin door and seats 4C, 6C, and 6A. If you should have to open the main cabin door press the red button and lift up on the handle..."

Oh the mighty beech...

We're certainly a special breed of pilots...

-B1900FO

 

[Mr Wu]

In order, 1 line each.

 

[yzf6]

Bet you can't get the briefing on here one line at a time.


WELCOME ABOARD!

THE FLIGHT CREW IS MAKING FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR DEPARTURE.

 

[MJG]

Ahh........the memories. One of my favorite ones was the Japanese tourist (no I'm not kidding) who decided to take a picture from the back while we were landing on RWY22 in LEX one night. Problem was he used the flash! The other problem was that we were only at about 50ft. AGL at that exact moment. As I struggled to comprehend what had just happened I remember thinking to myself, "well we should be hitting right abo................." BLAM..........

That was the last time I ever left the door open at night.

 

[Trogdor]

Pax: "Wow, this plane is so small."

Me: "We'll get you a bigger plane when your town grows up."

 

[CDHannah]

Pax: "Wow, this plane is so small."

Me: "We'll get you a bigger plane when your town grows up."

"Wow this thing is SMALL!"

"Miss, I'm sure you've seen much smaller things..."

Too much fun