General Lee
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- Aug 24, 2002
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Hi SWA PALS! I LOVE YOU GUYS. Anyways, my favorite SWA ad is the one with the two Captains (I used to call Bo and Luke Dumbazz, but not anymore!) who extolled the way more SWA flights were now "Nonstop." (as opposed to the old way of 6 stops across the country from BWI to ONT) That one wasn't very clever. And the one with the two rampers driving after a Volaris A319 at ONT trying to pull it over due to high baggage fees, wasn't very good either. After the merger with AT, I have a feeling SWA will add bag fees to help pay for the HUGE raises the AT pilots will be getting.
Regardless, I think ALL OF YOU ARE FRICKEN FANTASTIC, and I hope that you will all go to my birthday party at the Playboy Club at The Palm Resort in LAS on New Year's Eve this year. When they stop you at the door, just tell them "General Lee invited us." You WILL be whisked away, not in a squad car, but rather an elevator up to the top floor to look and frolic with super hot chicks who want to be "your friend" for the evening. If they ask you "are you looking for a date?" SAY YES!!! And if they ask for money later, say "put it on the General's bill........" I'll get it. And, if you have time, PLEASE OH PLEASE do something nice for someone tonight, like telling the curbside baggage guy at the airport that "Even though the NFL didn't work out for you, at least you still get to enjoy the great weather outside during work." Then tip him a $2 bill and give him a high five. See ya!
Bye Bye--General Lee
Regardless, I think ALL OF YOU ARE FRICKEN FANTASTIC, and I hope that you will all go to my birthday party at the Playboy Club at The Palm Resort in LAS on New Year's Eve this year. When they stop you at the door, just tell them "General Lee invited us." You WILL be whisked away, not in a squad car, but rather an elevator up to the top floor to look and frolic with super hot chicks who want to be "your friend" for the evening. If they ask you "are you looking for a date?" SAY YES!!! And if they ask for money later, say "put it on the General's bill........" I'll get it. And, if you have time, PLEASE OH PLEASE do something nice for someone tonight, like telling the curbside baggage guy at the airport that "Even though the NFL didn't work out for you, at least you still get to enjoy the great weather outside during work." Then tip him a $2 bill and give him a high five. See ya!
Bye Bye--General Lee
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