Astranot job

[falcon20driver]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested

 

[Lazy8]

Well, nice to see things at NASA are improving.

 

[The_Russian]

Darn it! You guys caught me!

 

[avbug]

It wasn't too hard rusky. All we had to do was look for the airplane with the news cameras nearby then find the nearest bar.

 

[Princedietrich]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go again........

 

[avbug]

You're a perceptive man, Prince D.

 

[Hopeless_in_GA]

Bohica

 

[McNugget]

AP, 2/6/2007- PRESS RELEASE (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
JET UNIVERSITY PLACES FIRST ASTRONAUT CANDIDATE
An unidentified spokesman from Florida-based JetUniversity confirmed that the pilot training school has placed its first astraunaut program graduate with NASA. "We are exceptionally pleased to have the opportunity of placing one of our graduates in the recently opened astronaut postion at NASA," said the spokesman. The pilot, as yet unnamed, had a total of 250 hours flight time, of which 190 were in the CRJ/Space Shuttle simulator. The program costs $105,000 and graduates are guaranteed an interview with NASA or a regional airline upon completing the program. "This is evidence that the astronaut-shortage has arrived," said a spokesman from rival Delta Connection Academy. DCA does not have an astronaut training program, stating that "When the astronauts are ready to move up to the airlines, they come to us."

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Hahaha.....very good sir

 

[Metro752]

AP, 2/6/2007- PRESS RELEASE (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
JET UNIVERSITY PLACES FIRST ASTRONAUT CANDIDATE
An unidentified spokesman from Florida-based JetUniversity confirmed that the pilot training school has placed its first astraunaut program graduate with NASA. "We are exceptionally pleased to have the opportunity of placing one of our graduates in the recently opened astronaut postion at NASA," said the spokesman. The pilot, as yet unnamed, had a total of 250 hours flight time, of which 190 were in the CRJ/Space Shuttle simulator. The program costs $105,000 and graduates are guaranteed an interview with NASA or a regional airline upon completing the program. "This is evidence that the astronaut-shortage has arrived," said a spokesman from rival Delta Connection Academy. DCA does not have an astronaut training program, stating that "When the astronauts are ready to move up to the airlines, they come to us."

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