Astar's scope

[hvydriver]

You forgot that the chicks dig our uniforms more than yours too!

I dunno JJ. Chicks seem to dig our biker jackets.

 

[Jurassic Jet]

I dunno JJ. Chicks seem to dig our biker jackets.

Dangit...:uzi: (Biker Jacket)

<---- Pacing and thinking.

OK. Then our logo is cooler than your logo. :laugh:

 

[hvydriver]

Dangit...:uzi: (Biker Jacket)

<---- Pacing and thinking.

OK. Then our logo is cooler than your logo. :laugh:

LOL! Well maybe so, JJ. I kind of like the Big Red Russian star on 873SJ. Since our E-Team :smash: is kinda like the Politburo, it seems fitting. :laugh:

 

[HeavyjetDC8]

LOL! Well maybe so, JJ. I kind of like the Big Red Russian star on 873SJ. Since our E-Team :smash: is kinda like the Politburo, it seems fitting. :laugh:

I'd only just become used to my cornfield being infested by the Yellow Peril when I noticed the Red Russian star; 'wtf is THAT?' - I recall uttering to my sidekick.

Good news was that next time spotted it was taxying faster than my grandmother could run.

'Hell' I said, once again to a captive sidekick audience, 'Those Astar boys have finally figured out how to taxi.'

That's why we'll get the new 767s. We know how to taxi properly.

 

[hvydriver]

I'd only just become used to my cornfield being infested by the Yellow Peril when I noticed the Red Russian star; 'wtf is THAT?' - I recall uttering to my sidekick.

Good news was that next time spotted it was taxying faster than my grandmother could run.

'Hell' I said, once again to a captive sidekick audience, 'Those Astar boys have finally figured out how to taxi.'

That's why we'll get the new 767s. We know how to taxi properly.

LOL!! Well, I guess you didn't know, but our GOM had specific speed limits in it, of a max. of 20 kts. Now we can do 30 kts., as they got it changed for the cornfield. It's a better deal. And remember, "Rubbin's Racin'!!"

 

[HeavyjetDC8]

30 kts? Then perhaps the new 767s are yours after-all. Damn.

 

[Jurassic Jet]

Now we can do 30 kts.

Oh yeah tuff guy! :smash:

I'll see your 30 kts and raise ya 20. :nuts:

 

[hvydriver]

Oh yeah tuff guy! :smash:

I'll see your 30 kts and raise ya 20. :nuts:

Git'er dun!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lszQn7hVxhc

(a classic!)

 

[HeavyjetDC8]

Git'er dun!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lszQn7hVxhc

(a classic!)

An Outstanding clip. Now the gloves are off, although it's unfortunate that it may truly have relevance to life in the happy cornfield.

Trouble is that the Yellow Peril will win by default
as they don't have to drag medieval siege machines designed by the Romans and pulled by a cast of thousands to off load the aircraft.

How many times have we ABX types cruised at .83 and descended with open speed-brakes only to have Gomer and his inbred brothers/sisters/wives take 10 minutes to line up the siege machine? Damn good job it's patented, otherwise everyone else would steal our idea.

 

[Jurassic Jet]

How many times have we ABX types cruised at .83 and descended with open speed-brakes only to have Gomer and his inbred brothers/sisters/wives take 10 minutes to line up the siege machine? Damn good job it's patented, otherwise everyone else would steal our idea.

That goes right along with the long standing program of "Saving Diesel Fuel by Burning Jet Fuel". Drives me batty. They know we are coming, see us coming down the alley, we pull in, and there we sit with an engine idling while they try to get the piece of $hat GPU to start.:uzi: