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Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it
 
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is never under pressure



I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress
 
Chuck Norris likes his flight attendants like he likes his coffee: Charred black, grounded up, thrown in a burlap sack, and tossed over the back of a donkey.

-Brett
 
Coopervane, are those yours originally or did you scrounge them up during your travels. They are good though. Worthy of the the website but sadly most folks who aren't pilots wouldn't get it.
 
Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...
 
Chuck Norris once had a landing he was unsatisfied with. He roundhouse kicked the airplane so hard it became the entire fleet of CRJ-200s.

Chuck Norris can squawk 8899.

Chuck Norris can RTO after V1. If the runway isn't long enough, it'd better grow the hell longer...
 
Chuck Norris once encountered a failure of his autopilot but was able to maintain control of the airplane by simply yelling at it in between bites of his Filet o' First Officer sandwich.

-Brett
 

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