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[COOPERVANE]

Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...

 

[Abernathy]

Mesa sucks

 

[Tarzan]

Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...

It's all good because the chick in your avatar has bigguns!

 

[OPECJet]

Chuck Norris once had a landing he was unsatisfied with. He roundhouse kicked the airplane so hard it became the entire fleet of CRJ-200s.

Chuck Norris can squawk 8899.

Chuck Norris can RTO after V1. If the runway isn't long enough, it'd better grow the hell longer...

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris once encountered a failure of his autopilot but was able to maintain control of the airplane by simply yelling at it in between bites of his Filet o' First Officer sandwich.

-Brett

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris can fly a Cat IV approach

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris' first job was an airline pilot.

There was only one survivor.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

High tide means Chuck Norris is flying over the coast.

-Brett

 

[Tarzan]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

with extreme prejudice.

 

[OPECJet]

Chuck Norris doesn't request a clearance. He states his intentions....

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it.

When Chuck Norris taxies to the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.

[FONT=&quot]Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.[/FONT]

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris' jet doesn't run on fuel, it runs on fear.

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Max Q]

Newton's 3rd Law need not apply since there is no force equal in reaction to that of Chuck Norris and his plane.

Chuck Norris doesn't hold, he merely circles his victims.

Chuck Norris has no use for a radio, he just yells.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris doesn't get vectored to final, final gets vectored to Chuck Norris.

-Brett