ASA Turkey

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris can fly a Cat IV approach

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris' first job was an airline pilot.

There was only one survivor.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

High tide means Chuck Norris is flying over the coast.

-Brett

 

[Tarzan]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

with extreme prejudice.

 

[OPECJet]

Chuck Norris doesn't request a clearance. He states his intentions....

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it.

When Chuck Norris taxies to the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.

[FONT=&quot]Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.[/FONT]

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris' jet doesn't run on fuel, it runs on fear.

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Max Q]

Newton's 3rd Law need not apply since there is no force equal in reaction to that of Chuck Norris and his plane.

Chuck Norris doesn't hold, he merely circles his victims.

Chuck Norris has no use for a radio, he just yells.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris doesn't get vectored to final, final gets vectored to Chuck Norris.

-Brett

 

[JettBoii]

Chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[JettBoii]

Chuck can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Holy Crap Batman !!!
If Chuck Norris is that awesome, he has my vote for President!!!!!
Oh ya, Mesa does suck,, Abernathy, good call!!!!
:smash:

 

[crj567]

Chuck Norris is so tough, he stopped using T.P., he just uses plywood!

 

[skier17]

Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1 Jet. Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier with his fist.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Damn,
You all better stay out of Chuck Norris way.
Darn it, someone beat him for President. Now what are we going to do?
:uzi:

 

[say again]

There are hilarious!!!!

 

[sXeflyer]

Not that Chuck isn't rad, but back to the subject. I heard some people were using the ASA Turkey Coupon at the Honey Baked Ham stores. Is this true, I need the "deets" on how to run this scam.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Darn it Chuck Norris used his coupon at the
Honey Baked Ham company.. That bastid!!!
:smash:

 

[COOPERVANE]

Simmer down Beavis