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the palm

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I am going to eat so much turkey that i may sprout wings. Unlike a turkey, I can fly ... better than Chuck Yeager ... shot him down in a game of aerial combat.
 

PBRstreetgang

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A couple to many rum and cokes, eh?
He had 2 sips while his mom was stuffing the turkey, or was his dad stuffing his mom?
PBR
 

asarjfo

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There is no theory of evolution....just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
 

the palm

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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
 

COOPERVANE

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Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37
 

COOPERVANE

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Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it
 

COOPERVANE

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When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is never under pressure



I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress
 

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Chuck Norris likes his flight attendants like he likes his coffee: Charred black, grounded up, thrown in a burlap sack, and tossed over the back of a donkey.

-Brett
 

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Coopervane, are those yours originally or did you scrounge them up during your travels. They are good though. Worthy of the the website but sadly most folks who aren't pilots wouldn't get it.
 

COOPERVANE

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Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...
 

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Chuck Norris once had a landing he was unsatisfied with. He roundhouse kicked the airplane so hard it became the entire fleet of CRJ-200s.

Chuck Norris can squawk 8899.

Chuck Norris can RTO after V1. If the runway isn't long enough, it'd better grow the hell longer...
 

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Chuck Norris once encountered a failure of his autopilot but was able to maintain control of the airplane by simply yelling at it in between bites of his Filet o' First Officer sandwich.

-Brett
 
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