ASA Turkey

[the palm]

I am going to eat so much turkey that i may sprout wings. Unlike a turkey, I can fly ... better than Chuck Yeager ... shot him down in a game of aerial combat.

 

[Tarzan]

A couple to many rum and cokes, eh?

 

[Max Q]

Twoché

 

[DOVPILOT]

I am going to eat so much turkey that i may sprout wings. Unlike a turkey, I can fly ... better than Chuck Yeager ... shot him down in a game of aerial combat.

Yeah, that's like saying Sly Stallone can kick Chuck Norris' A$$, highly unlikely just like your said flying skills.

 

[WalterSobchak]

A couple to many rum and cokes, eh?

There is no such thing.

 

[Scott Holl]

Yeah, that's like saying Sly Stallone can kick Chuck Norris' A$$, highly unlikely just like your said flying skills.

haha ... chuck norris does not teabag, he potato sacks.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

A couple to many rum and cokes, eh?

He had 2 sips while his mom was stuffing the turkey, or was his dad stuffing his mom?
PBR

 

[asarjfo]

There is no theory of evolution....just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[the palm]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it

 

[COOPERVANE]

When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is never under pressure



I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris likes his flight attendants like he likes his coffee: Charred black, grounded up, thrown in a burlap sack, and tossed over the back of a donkey.

-Brett

 

[Tarzan]

Coopervane, are those yours originally or did you scrounge them up during your travels. They are good though. Worthy of the the website but sadly most folks who aren't pilots wouldn't get it.

 

[nellie2110]

But turkeys can fly and actually really well

 

[COOPERVANE]

Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...

 

[Abernathy]

Mesa sucks

 

[Tarzan]

Alas, I didn't come up with them. Found them along the way...

It's all good because the chick in your avatar has bigguns!

 

[OPECJet]

Chuck Norris once had a landing he was unsatisfied with. He roundhouse kicked the airplane so hard it became the entire fleet of CRJ-200s.

Chuck Norris can squawk 8899.

Chuck Norris can RTO after V1. If the runway isn't long enough, it'd better grow the hell longer...

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris once encountered a failure of his autopilot but was able to maintain control of the airplane by simply yelling at it in between bites of his Filet o' First Officer sandwich.

-Brett

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris can fly a Cat IV approach

 

[COOPERVANE]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris' first job was an airline pilot.

There was only one survivor.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

High tide means Chuck Norris is flying over the coast.

-Brett

 

[Tarzan]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them

with extreme prejudice.

 

[OPECJet]

Chuck Norris doesn't request a clearance. He states his intentions....

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it.

When Chuck Norris taxies to the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short.

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.

[FONT=&quot]Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.[/FONT]

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris' jet doesn't run on fuel, it runs on fear.

 

[the palm]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[Max Q]

Newton's 3rd Law need not apply since there is no force equal in reaction to that of Chuck Norris and his plane.

Chuck Norris doesn't hold, he merely circles his victims.

Chuck Norris has no use for a radio, he just yells.

-Brett

 

[Max Q]

Chuck Norris doesn't get vectored to final, final gets vectored to Chuck Norris.

-Brett