ASA to get released today

[flyer172r]

I want to believe.

 

[Flyer1015]

ASA to get released today

You have a better chance of getting laid at the same time with Keira Knightley AND Lindsay Lohan, than you do of getting released at ASA.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

You have a better chance of getting laid at the same time with Keira Knightley AND Lindsay Lohan, than you do of getting released at ASA.

Actually.....I was in rehab last weekend, and wouldn't you know it Keira Knightley just happened to be visiting Lindsay for the night. Well, I was on bathroom duty again, and Lindsay decided she had enough scrubbing toilets, and somehow convinced Keira to join us as we ................Oh dammit, who woke me up????????????

 

[PCL_128]

I believe this is how the conversation with Bush and the NMB would go:

NMB: "We have a regional airline that's been in contract negotiations for 5 years and they are at a stalemate; what do you want to do?"

Pres: "What is a regional airline?"

NMB: "Regional airlines fly the small RJs to connect small cities with large hubs."

Pres: "What is an RJ and do I really care about this?"

NMB: "RJ is short for regional jet. ASA is a connection carrier for Delta."

Pres: "Who the hell is ASA and what is a connection carrier?"

NMB: "ASA is Atlantic Southeast Airlines and they fly the smaller planes for Delta."

Pres: "Small planes? Why are you bothering me with this? Just do whatever you want to do; they obviously will not have an impact on the big airlines."

NMB: "Okay, I'll release them and then I don't have to screw with them anymore! Sweet!"

Pres: "Did you say something?"

NMB: "Nope..........."

Keep dreaming, buddy. Bush hates you, me, and every other member of organized labor in this country. In his mind, we are just obstacles to progress for the corporations.

 

[Flyer1015]

Keep dreaming, buddy. Bush hates you, me, and every other member of organized labor in this country. In his mind, we are just obstacles to progress for the corporations.

Truer words have never been spoken. Spot on!

 

[sweptback]

I want to believe.

About the Cubs chances in the playoffs, or ASA getting released?

 

[Exskydiverdrivr]

This could be good news fellas. Hang tough. Don't let up on scope. With the exception of a few anti - union scumbag FO's( 1000 pic and I'm gone and screw everyone else), we don't want your planes. It's time to raise the bar in this crap industry. Hang tough ASR's. Some of us at SKW are hoping you guys can show us what a resolved group of Pilots can accomplish.

 

[flyer172r]

About the Cubs chances in the playoffs, or ASA getting released?

Both.

 

[centralpilot]

About the Cubs chances in the playoffs, or ASA getting released?

Neither are going to happen... ever.

 

[shamrock]

Neither are going to happen... ever.

Release? No. Cubs winning the WS? Well, if my beloved Sox can do it then anything is possible!

 

[ACL65PILOT]

well...