ASA reducing pilot workload

[PooPooPants]

Captains and FO's, please stop leaving me your half drank water up in the cockpit. Knowing how dirty we all are please dump it in the trash!

 

[Flybywire44]

Captains and FO's, please stop leaving me your half drank water up in the cockpit. Knowing how dirty we all are please dump it in the trash!

Just finish the bottle after them... ha.


Like all you guys never forget anything.

 

[sperfly]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

 

[centralpilot]

I rarely encounter any of the crap you guys are complaining about. I do get tired of having to run for ACARS paper, load manifests, and fuel slips.

-Brett

I'm too lazy to run back inside. I carry spare load manifests & fuel slips in my brain bag. If I have to restock an aircraft I restock my bag the next time I'm inside. I may need a new plan on the RJ though. I doubt I'll have space for ACARS paper, especially after adding another jepp binder or two.

 

[sweptback]

I'd say about 50/50 will do/not do the post flight walkaround without being asked. So, yeah, I like that one.

More like 80/20. And then asking them how the aircraft looked on the walkaround is usually met with a blank stare... "I thought that was one of those training things nobody does on the line"

 

[Erlanger]

Good one!

 

[ehaecker]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

I have also had this happen to me. All I can say to ANYBODY that leaves notes is F**K YOU!! Get a life. Or, go home and play your virtual airlines on Microsoft Flight Sim you f**ing up tight nerd!

 

[knowlimits]

One way to reduce workload for you guys is to continue to park airplanes. Those ATRs are going, thank goodness. I think Skywest brasilias should come in and take over HHH flights.

 

[Tarzan]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

If your going to drop something in someone's mailbox, have the nads to at least sign your name. Someone dropped a bag of trash in my box that I simply forgotten. It had been tied up, everything picked up, seats moved back, radios set, etc and some nut scratcher brought that thing back from CVG to put in my box with no name attached. If you are on this board.... YOU'RE A POOOOSSSYYYY!

 

[Max Q]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

Just curious, how long ago was that? I came out to a ship about 3 months ago to a captain flying off the handle about how an FO shut it down wrong and jacked up the APU.

Those g/d FO's and their spiky hair and their J...Justin Timberlake...

-Brett

 

[Medeco]

"jacked up the APU" ? Crazy.

People forget things.

APU ECU circuit breaker is a great tool.

Medeco

 

[JettBoii]

I like it when they leave it in green needles, transponder on, hand mike on the floor, seat full forward so they could get their laptop out, no fuel slips/load manifests, full trashbag, peanuts on the bag holder, 3 days worth of paper work in the can and ............................as Brad Paisley sang..." a little cord on the tire".

 

[shamrock]

I'd be a happy camper if people would just put the friggin' Dave Clarks away after they use them.

 

[ASA_Aviator]

If your going to drop something in someone's mailbox, have the nads to at least sign your name. Someone dropped a bag of trash in my box that I simply forgotten. It had been tied up, everything picked up, seats moved back, radios set, etc and some nut scratcher brought that thing back from CVG to put in my box with no name attached. If you are on this board.... YOU'RE A POOOOSSSYYYY!

I agree. If you have a note for me, leave your name so we can talk about it like adults.

 

[Long Time Gone]

What ever ya'll do, DO NOT get Warmie into this conversation.