ASA reducing pilot workload

[Erlanger]

Good one!

 

[ehaecker]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

I have also had this happen to me. All I can say to ANYBODY that leaves notes is F**K YOU!! Get a life. Or, go home and play your virtual airlines on Microsoft Flight Sim you f**ing up tight nerd!

 

[knowlimits]

One way to reduce workload for you guys is to continue to park airplanes. Those ATRs are going, thank goodness. I think Skywest brasilias should come in and take over HHH flights.

 

[Tarzan]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

If your going to drop something in someone's mailbox, have the nads to at least sign your name. Someone dropped a bag of trash in my box that I simply forgotten. It had been tied up, everything picked up, seats moved back, radios set, etc and some nut scratcher brought that thing back from CVG to put in my box with no name attached. If you are on this board.... YOU'RE A POOOOSSSYYYY!

 

[Max Q]

Someone left a stupid note in my box about the way the A/C was shut down once. Turns out we left that A/C with Maint. but yet some dumba$$ went through the trouble of looking both of us up and leaving a school kid note blaming us, and didn't have the nerve to leave their name on it. Notes are gay and so are people who stick sh!t in other peoples mailboxes. Except when people actually do poop in other peoples mailboxes, thats kind of funny.

Just curious, how long ago was that? I came out to a ship about 3 months ago to a captain flying off the handle about how an FO shut it down wrong and jacked up the APU.

Those g/d FO's and their spiky hair and their J...Justin Timberlake...

-Brett

 

[Medeco]

"jacked up the APU" ? Crazy.

People forget things.

APU ECU circuit breaker is a great tool.

Medeco

 

[JettBoii]

I like it when they leave it in green needles, transponder on, hand mike on the floor, seat full forward so they could get their laptop out, no fuel slips/load manifests, full trashbag, peanuts on the bag holder, 3 days worth of paper work in the can and ............................as Brad Paisley sang..." a little cord on the tire".

 

[shamrock]

I'd be a happy camper if people would just put the friggin' Dave Clarks away after they use them.

 

[ASA_Aviator]

If your going to drop something in someone's mailbox, have the nads to at least sign your name. Someone dropped a bag of trash in my box that I simply forgotten. It had been tied up, everything picked up, seats moved back, radios set, etc and some nut scratcher brought that thing back from CVG to put in my box with no name attached. If you are on this board.... YOU'RE A POOOOSSSYYYY!

I agree. If you have a note for me, leave your name so we can talk about it like adults.

 

[Long Time Gone]

What ever ya'll do, DO NOT get Warmie into this conversation.

 

[Smacktard]

I'd be a happy camper if people would just put the friggin' Dave Clarks away after they use them.

I'd settle for putting the seat back straight up and the seat all the way back, but for some of these guys I realize that'd be too much work.

 

[Airline RC]

Will there be anything for the FOs to do?

Sure, plenty.....my Jepps!

 

[sperfly]

Just curious, how long ago was that? I came out to a ship about 3 months ago to a captain flying off the handle about how an FO shut it down wrong and jacked up the APU.

Those g/d FO's and their spiky hair and their J...Justin Timberlake...

-Brett

Wasn't me like I said the captain was the last one off and he left the airplane with maint. All I'm saying if your going to leave a stupid gay little note you should at least leave your name so we can discuss the issue like adults.

 

[CFI2766]

Just curious, how long ago was that? I came out to a ship about 3 months ago to a captain flying off the handle about how an FO shut it down wrong and jacked up the APU.

Those g/d FO's and their spiky hair and their J...Justin Timberlake...

-Brett

What is this APU device that you speak of?

Also, isn't green needles the natural order of things? Why would that be considered unsat?

Finally, it's considered poor form to leave my current office without restocking the, shall we say, curvaceous graphical content.

I believe that the 'jet' culture at ASA is soon to have an infusion of 'prop' social norms.

 

[COOPERVANE]

Just pick up your $hit like an adult.

Sheesh, what is so difficult about this?

 

[Max Q]

Also, isn't green needles the natural order of things? Why would that be considered unsat?

Green needles is the more eco-friendly method of navigation. It reduces carbon emissions and the development and implementation was entirely the work of Al Gore.

-Brett

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Green needles is the more eco-friendly method of navigation. It reduces carbon emissions and the development and implementation was entirely the work of Al Gore.

-Brett

Not when I have to fly that way. I usually end up doing slight S-turns along the Victor or Jet route wherever I am going.

All hail the magic box.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Wasn't me like I said the captain was the last one off and he left the airplane with maint. All I'm saying if your going to leave a stupid gay little note you should at least leave your name so we can discuss the issue like adults.

Adults?!?!?! You would be shocked how few "adults" there are in this industry!

I'm with you 100% though...if I do something wrong leave a note with contact info, PM me here or call me and I'd love to go over it with you...buy you a beer or whatever.

SHEESH

 

[av8rbama]

I believe that the 'jet' culture at ASA is soon to have an infusion of 'prop' social norms.

And I, for one, am highly anticipating this infusion... except for they are all senior to me.

 

[sweptback]

You guys act like nobody ever went from the ATRah to the jet before.

You guys will be all assimilated just like those that came before you!