ASA Negotiations Update

[atlcrjdriver]

I wonder which side was playing ALPA?

http://airlinepilotcentral.com/web_video/now_showing/airline_management%10labor_negotiations_20060902131.html

 

[HarryParatestes]

I like the old couples math. This really sounds like contract negotiations.

 

[ReverseSensing]

"Look, I'll show you. Now let me rub this out here."

 

[goahead]

Who's rubbin what out........

 

[ReverseSensing]

Who's rubbin what out........

Gotta watch the vid. Your question will be answered. (And it's a pretty good math lesson, too.)

 

[Tomct]

Who's rubbin what out........

:blush:Ugghhhhhh.....haa haa.....You said RUB! Ugggggghhhhhh.......haa haa, Shutup Beavis before I come kick your @ss!

 

[WSurf]

At the hotel alone? Bored? Just 'rub one out, and you'll be asleep in no time!!'........

Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head
Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head
Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head

 

[Tomct]

imp:Surf if you don't STOP that....you will go blind! It happened to my friends brother's cousins uncle!

 

[WSurf]

imp:Surf if you don't STOP that....you will go blind! It happened to my friends brother's cousins uncle!

Man, thats just an ole' wise tale!!!! Honey, will you bring me my glasses!!!

 

[FmrFreightDog]

At the hotel alone? Bored? Just 'rub one out, and you'll be asleep in no time!!'........

Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head
Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head
Rub one out................Apply Directly to the Head

Ok, so here's my issue:

We have "Head-On"... apply directly to the forehead
We have "Active-On"... apply directly to where it hurts
And then we have "FreeDHem".... yet they don't tell you how to use that one. My insomnia would be worth all the hassle if just once I could have heard the commercial say, "apply directly to the a$$hole."

One can hope. I was similarly disappointed when I found out that Krystal's BA Burger stood for "Black Angus". I was convinced it stood for "Big-Assed" *sigh*


Oh yeah, and Geauxjets pilots are jerkoffs. Sorry for the digression.

 

[WSurf]

Just flew with a FA at Piedmont that banged a Piedmont Captain (CHO based) that went to GoJets!!! I can be paid to give his name!!!! But the funny thing was that she said he was 'Hung like a light switch'!!!!
Gotta love these late night posts.....
Okay all you primative apes.... Gotta go and blind myself and get to sleep..

 

[atlcrashpad]

Just flew with a FA at Piedmont that banged a Piedmont Captain (CHO based) that went to GoJets!!! I can be paid to give his name!!!! But the funny thing was that she said he was 'Hung like a light switch'!!!!
Gotta love these late night posts.....
Okay all you primative apes.... Gotta go and blind myself and get to sleep..

Send dat sky hootchie ta me... I'll shows her wut "Hung" is all abouts... Bouyyyyyyyy...

 

[goahead]

imp:Surf if you don't STOP that....you will go blind! It happened to my friends brother's cousins uncle!

Yes I agree there is no truth to this......

 

[Tomct]

Just flew with a FA at Piedmont that banged a Piedmont Captain (CHO based) that went to GoJets!!! I can be paid to give his name!!!! But the funny thing was that she said he was 'Hung like a light switch'!!!!
Gotta love these late night posts.....
Okay all you primative apes.... Gotta go and blind myself and get to sleep..

:laugh:Hey Surf, maybe you could try Cialis! I mean, the only real problem is an irection lasting more than 4 hrs! I believe that your glasses are on the nightstand!