ASA Employee Appreciation Week

[Jmoney]

Reach around!

Brian-

I swear to GOD! I cannot handle another patronizing BS "employee appreciation" "teamwork-team spirit" "spirit, service, pride" memo, or honestly I will lose it!

-Brian you are the kind of "a-hole who would ---- me in the -ss without even the common courtesy to giving me reach-around!" R. Lee Ermy

-Truer words have never been spoken

 

[ASApuppy]

I think it goes without saying that nobody should attend this activities. I will offer to buy my FO lunch and dinner for not attending. Anything this company buys for us to show their appriecation needs to rot in their hands.

Hey ASA Management, if you want to improve relations, I'll give you the play book.

1. Finish the Contract with both us and the AFA.
2. Sack that pile of doo-doo law firm you hired to exploit our contract.
3. Settle all grievinces.
4. Resign!

If your an ASA 8th floor Manager and wondering where you stand in the minds of your employees, let me help you out with an example that you might understand.... I wouldn't pee on you if you were on FIRE!

 

[www.]

I was over at the hangar last week dropping off a broke plane I ferried back from AVL. Saw LW giving BL a tour. The place looked like a dump, and they looked like they were in awe of it! Hope the offices look better than the hangar.

Hoser

LW now there's a winner!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

LW now there's a winner!

Enough with some of these obscure initials. Who is LW? I can only think of Linda, the #1 ranked pilot in the flight bag long toss.

And I'm sure it's not her that you talk about.

 

[Jmoney]

Lw

LW now there's a winner!

I think they may be referring to one of our VPs with the same last name as Walker-Texas Ranger. You may know her, you may not, she is one of those smootchers who has been floating from one dept. to another and leaving a trail of disasters for literally decades-there are several of these toolboxes, of course. They have promoted all these guys to VP level now-where they figure at least these fools are away from sharp objects and things that could go "boom."

 

[HoserASA]

LW now there's a winner!

Now now, be nice.

Hoser

 

[rightseatjocky]

psst.. don't know her, what's her name.... hehe

 

[Long Time Gone]

Who is going to sit in this new Ikea office furniture?

Gotta be better than the recliners we have now. Seems like BEAL has sat in every one of them.

 

[Long Time Gone]

Enough with some of these obscure initials. Who is LW? I can only think of Linda, the #1 ranked pilot in the flight bag long toss.

And I'm sure it's not her that you talk about.

Let's not forget about the unapproved - not prior requested - 360 enroute to make a crossing restriction. Ya gotta love flying enroute behind HER.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Laughing, yes, I know who that is. Wait, can I throw my jepps at the faa too?