ASA down with OPP?

[COOPERVANE]

Hahahahahahaha....Good luck with that. Same chance as an FA with a BMI<25

 

[crj567]

An ASA pilot once decided to sell his urine, it is now called Red Bull!!!!!!

This man HAS TO BE an ASA pilot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwG1t-NVAA

-No other possible explanation.

 

[SoberIrishman]

About six years ago I got kicked out of the DAL pilot lounge in CVG. It was such fun. I think it was because I was caught reading the secret bulletins on the board in the hallway.
The check airman doing my IOE told the DAL chief to stick his lounge where the sun doesn't shine. I laughed my ass off or the whole way back to hotlanta!

 

[LazyLightnin']

All female pilots from any airline with a Body Mass Index of 25 or less are always welcome in all ASA crew lounges. Please put the word out on the street...

In return, they can have all our flight attendants named Lafaydra, Kaneesha, Shameka, Shi-thead, Luscious, Clorox, Lysol, and of course...Pam.

 

[Simon Says]

In MEM I routinely invite any DCI guy/gal into our crewrooms. I have long breaks all over the system and it seems that I am invited into their crew rooms. I should qualify by saying all DCI carriers except Skywest. Sorry guys, you all kicked me out in SLC.

 

[Freebrd]

and of course...Pam.

lol of course!