ASA Captain vomits in the cockpit?

[777forever]

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

You're right. I was too embarrassed to head to the back and I thought IAD to LGA was too short of a flight to have time to head back. Not making that mistake again. Too painful of a flight. My eyes were watering trying hold it in and the stomach pains!! Not worth it peeps. Grab the USA today if you have time and run to to the lav. When you got to go you got to go. Plus I doubt I'll ever see those 50 people in my life again anyway.

 

[JumpersAway]

The true mark of a manly pilot is taking a dump in an airplane. Never flown one with a lav- you say? That's still no excuse in my book.............Flight bags, backpacks, trashbags- the marksmanship is critical, as well as one's ability to work under pressure...................

 

[ILOVEBEER]

SKW several years ago, LAX-IYK, captain ate a whole bag of dried fruit = captain dropped his drawers and sh!t in a trashbag on final approach.

 

[probablecause]

Think it happened yesterday at KSDF. Station said it was a Comair crew.

 

[makersmarc]

The best part of heading to the back with a USA Today tucked under your arm is "crop dusting" on the way back there.

 

[Beergut]

Did the FO make the Capt. smell his "stinky pinky" from the FA?

LMAO :laugh:

 

[crj567]

What is the deal with the ASA CA who puked in the cockpit yesterday? Heard that the FO himself nearly upchucked from the smell. Even the FA could smell it.

I heard he found some naked pics of the White Dragon laying around...

-That would sure do it for most people!
(She is so rough, she could easily be our next Supreme Court nominee.)

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-I would suspect we will have few advance sales of the swimsuit issue.
-But I have been wrong before...

 

[The Drizzle]

I thought IAD to LGA was too short of a flight to have time to head back.

Too short!? I've made it to the back twice below 10k on the hyper going to IAD from LGA. Ate one helping too many of the chick peas at the indian buffet!

 

[777forever]

Too short!? I've made it to the back twice below 10k on the hyper going to IAD from LGA. Ate one helping too many of the chick peas at the indian buffet!

Twice under 10k?!? You sir are my hero!

 

[LazyLightnin']

What the hell are you guys eating? Never have, Never will.