Ariat boots

[Jack-O-Lantern]

I wear the Telefunkin U47s. Got those, also at Saint Alphonzo's pancake breakfast house.

 

[bailout]

looks very professional.

thats one of the funniest things ive read on here..

 

[Booker]

Just make sure you are carrying a bottle of liquid and be sure and scream "Allah Akbar!!!" while doing so. The TSA clowns think that's a hoot. Let me know how it goes for you.

I tried that. I would not reccommend it.