FN FAL said:
"whoop whoop"
"Captain, we have a Hysteria Alert!"
"Identify and cancel...perform Hysteria memory items!"
LATER AT THE NTSB HEARINGS:
NTSB Official: Captain, it has come to our attention that during the Hysteria encounter you and your FO didn't follow the procedures to the letter resulting in massive aircraft damage and potential loss of life. What do you say for yourself?
Captain: Well sir I briefed the takeoff to the best of my ability and thought my FO could handle the hot and high takeoff. I briefed him that due to the aircraft weight, hot temperature, and high elevation that we would be using MAX power with the PACKS off. I went over the dispatch release and double checked the takeoff weight numbers. From what I read and briefed we would be using the majority of the 10,000 ft long runway. I thought he understood. After he called V1 I knew that we had a problem. His cries kept getting louder and louder stating that we were not going to make it. I rotated just where the takeoff calculations stated VR would be. At this point it was too late. My FO was in severe shock and kept babbling over and over again stating, "Thats not how we did it in the sim! Thats not how we did it in the sim!" At this point he was useless. The Hysteria Alert went off just as the Aircraft Manual states that is should. I tried to get the FO to at least perform the Hysteria Alert Memory items but at this point I was on my own.
I was hand flying the aircraft, talking on the radio, running the emergency checklist, and at the same time trying to stop a crazed 500 Total Time First Officer from killing us all. At this point he began pressing every button and pulling every switch while yelling at the top of his lungs, "This is how we did it at Riddle!! This is how we did it at Riddle!"
I tried to get the aircraft back to the takeoff runway but it was useless. My FO had already fired both Engine fire bottles as well as shut off all my hydraulics. The only thing that kept us alive is that he passed out from shear fright allowing me to keep the aircraft under battery power and manual reversion. If he had gotten to those battery switches we might all be dead right now.
I can't say that it's all his fault sir. He does only have 500 hours total and just got off IOE after going through three different check airmen. He's brand new and really doesn't know what he is doing. Problem is he got filled up with a bunch of BS going to Riddle that he thinks he is God's gift to aviation. Maybe this accident will scare him enough that he will realize that he has got alot to learn.
NTSB Official: We will issue our report in a few weeks. Thank you for your testimony.