Anyone ever had "the clap"?

[Captain Overs]

I got the clap during a threesome with a Mesa and CHQ FA. Or was it a Mesa and Skywest FA? Who cares, they're all the same.

 

[regionaltard]

no the civilian guys understand. We just don't get it from another man.

We have a winner!

 

[CaptSeth]

I think I'm in the wrong thread.

 

[atrdriver]

Once into MDT through all kinds of storms, 1 miss, and generally getting the cr@p beat out of us for about 45 minutes we got it. Other than that only after emergencies.

 

[Mercyful Fate]

I got the clap during a threesome with a Mesa and CHQ FA. Or was it a Mesa and Skywest FA? Who cares, they're all the same.

Yea, Billy, Larry and John..they are all the same

 

[capt. megadeth]

Mercyful Fate....is that the Merciful Fate I am thinking of (King Diamond's band) or something else?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

No, the Navy corpmen were very good at informing us of the local bars to avoid in the PI.

A good technique, but even better....A salty old Chief once gave me the list of all the good bars listing which days of the week they had their health checks. Any girls who have a bad morning at the health checkup won't be at work that afternoon. Foolproof. However, don't get sloppy and think that you can show up in a place at 8PM and take one out and be safe that day, the short time option was open to anyone who got there before you, Joe.

 

[PunchTheClown]

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[tailhookah]

Captain Overs... you are not a dork... while you were getting "The Swab" the other civy dorks on this board were pushing up their glasses and figuring out a way to invent a pilot dork board...

Tail

 

[PunchTheClown]

So tell me tail, what did you do when you were at sea for 6 months? I hear their aren't many women on carriers.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

So tell me tail, what did you do when you were at sea for 6 months? I hear their aren't many women on carriers.

You've never heard of "Salad Tossin' Man"?

 

[Captain Overs]

Captain Overs... you are not a dork... while you were getting "The Swab" the other civy dorks on this board were pushing up their glasses and figuring out a way to invent a pilot dork board...

Tail

It's always worth a try. This board was so much better when people had a sense of humor and didn't take things so serious.

 

[vance]

Ouch!!!

Back to the original idea with this thread.

If you really want to get a good case of "the clap," take a ride with Marines and Army leaving Iraq. They love a good trip on "The Freedom Bird" when it means gettin the hell out of there. Talk about job satisfaction.

Seriously though, it's a humbling experience and puts things in perspective.

Ciao,

Vance