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What is the difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and dangerous to children, the other one holds groceries.


Did you hear that michael jackson is going to have a new childrens show? It's called SpongeBath NoPants.
 
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called The In's and Out's of Child Rearing.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.
 
What's black and comes in little white cans? MJ
 
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?


A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
 
Reminds me of a simliar topiced joke.

- What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A zit waits until 13 to come on your face.
 
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson call up the R and B group "Boys to Men"?
A: He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: What did the lady say to Michael Jackson when they were at the beach?
A: Excuse me sir, but you are in my son. (Get it - sun)

Q: Where did Michael Jackson attend college?
A: Bringem' young.

Q: Why was MJ removed from the Cub Scouts?
A: He was up to a "pack" a day.

Q: How do you know when it bedimte at the Neverland ranch?
A: When the Big hand touches the Little hand...

Q: What do MJ and Wal-Mart have in common?
A: They both have little boys pants half-off...

Q: What do MJ and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both empty their sacks while young boys sleep

Have you heard about the new McDonalds burger called the McJackson? It's a 40 year old limp piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
 
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you put groceries in.


Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson pajama party.


Q: What is Michael Jackson's idea a "perfect 10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
You figure it out!!!
 

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