psysicx said:How long would it take someone to bid Gum?
English said:I'm referring to all the American women that swarm to Guam hoping to catch a husband.
An acquaintance (who I can't stand) did that, and caught a guy that studies the effect of the indigeous tree snake on...I don't know, I fell asleep listening to the thesis. They are both losers and deserve each other.
miles otoole said:"Have fun in....................GUAM!!!!!!!!" She grabbed the paper from his hand and stared at it for a bit as the entire place was in silence. Slowly she began to cry which quickly turned to demonic possession.
Grabbing the half full tequila bottla off the bar, she threw it against the wall. "I can't f'ing believe this." (Screaming.) After a short rant, she then quoted "I am NOT moving to Guam, I am NOT getting married, I F'in HATE the Navy and I hate YOU (to my bud.) I knew I should have married Jackson." She was SO mad, that she told her family "I am going to marry Jackson. He asked me to marry him last month and I have been f'in sleeping with him." (something to that effect- I was drunk too).
Long story short, she never talked to him again. He spoke to the family a few times, but it never did much. If he could have, he would have ditched the Navy and been living high on the hog right now.