An Ode to Frontier (Sung to "Bad Boys")

[shearedshaft]

News: Southwest Airlines Continues Growing in Denver With More Flights to More Nonstop Dest


("Bad Boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you...")

Frontier boys, Frontier boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

United won't give you no bre-eak,
Southwest won't give you no break,
Not even Beford will give you a bre-eak,
From the outside it looks like you need a break,

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Southwest comes for you?

Now the Teamsters, they want your seats,
Ain't no fence gonna keep them pleased,
Yeah, the Teamsters they want your seats
They want your pilot seats, Ugh/Ugh

Now Midwest they went through this too-oo,
Yeah they went through too,
Midwest they went through this too-oo,
They fought Airtran like you fought Southwest Ugh/Ugh

Southwest won't give you no break,
Not even Beford will give you a bre-eak,
Now the 190s are coming yeah,
The 190s pay so good, yea-ah
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the 190s come for you?

The Teamsters they won't give you no break,
Not even Beford will give you a bre-eak,
The 190s won't give you no bre-ak,
Now even Southwest is gonna ta-ake,
Southwest is gonna ta-ake.

You were so smart to fight Southwe-est,
Everyone knows that works every time,
Bedford barely has any ca-ash,
But he does have blue 190s, yea-ah,

Whacha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when everyone comes for you?

 

[RedDogC130]

Sad But True Lyrics
Artist(Band):Metallica funny they must have worked at Frontier also.


In a letter from Bedford to FTR pilots


Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there
Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who cares
They, They betray
I’m your only true friend now
They, They’ll betray
I’m forever there

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your dream, mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s sad but true, sad but true

You, You’re my mask
You’re my cover, my shelter
You, You’re my mask
You’re the one who’s blamed
Do, Do my work
Do my dirty work, scapegoat
Do, Do my deeds
For you’re the one who’s shamed

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your dream, mind astray
I’m your eyes while you’re away
I’m your pain while you repay
You know it’s sad but true,sad but true

I'm your dream,
I'm your eyes,
I'm your pain

I'm your dream
I'm your eyes
I'm your pain

You know it's sad but true
Pay, Pay the price
Pay for nothing’s fair

Hey, I’m your life
I’m the one who took you there
Hey, I’m your life
And I no longer care

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your truth, telling lies
I’m your reasoned alibis
I’m inside open your eyes
I’m you

Sad but true
Pay, Pay the price
Pay for nothing’s fair

Hey, I’m your life
I’m the one who took you there
Hey, I’m your life
And I no longer care

I’m your dream, make you real
I’m your eyes when you must steal
I’m your pain when you can’t feel
Sad but true

I’m your truth, telling lies
I’m your reasoned alibis
I’m inside open your eyes
I’m you

Sad but true

 

[trip]

You need a hobby.

 

[shearedshaft]

Now Bedford, he has a heart of go-old,
He only wants what's best for you,
Yeah Bedford, he's a real swee-tie,
He cares, yes he cares about your scope, Ugh/Ugh

Now the Midwest guys, they could have had an Airtran number,
Yeah, a number and a job,
The Midwest guys could have had a number,
Instead they got redundified,

Now you Frontier guys could have had a number,
One worth millions of bucks,
Yeah you could have had a number,
But instead you're in Milwaukee, maybe out of luck,
Yeah maybe you're out of luck.

 

[Quiet Flight]

It's so good to see mentally challenged kids learning to use computers. This young man has made great strides. Kuddos to you young sir. When do you start with the 'big kids' coloring books?

 

[Axel]

...This is the song that doesn't end.
Yes, it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now they'll go on singing it forever, just because...

...This is the song that doesn't end.
Yes, it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And now they'll go on singing it forever, just because...

....This is... (etc.)

 

[LearLove]

half day of jr. high today??

 

[ChinaClipper]

Spare time is precious.....

All Glory.....is fleeting.......

 

[ChinaClipper]

That song.....

with a few changes could apply to slow-talking, Reverand B rollin' the Boys from Dallas....A Corporate version of "Pull my finger" Now everyone, conjugate the verb *FIXIN'* and use it in a sentence, a negotiating proposal and an ATC Clearance.....

 

[texman]

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