An Ode to Frontier (Sung to "Bad Boys")

[Axel]

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

(repeat until spanked)

 

[crashpad]

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and it goes like this:
...

I think SWA had 1 of the greatest commercials in aviation history when they aired the one about the RJ flight attendent with the fat a$$ sticking it in the pax face. If you didn't see it, it's because it was pulled for instulting black women with big booties.

Anyway, I just saw their latest rapper-diaper commercial and was shocked at how stupid and annoying it was. Really, the production company should (and probably will) be fired. Maybe his appeals to their customers though, who knows.

 

[crashpad]

Southwest is hiring in DEN!!! Maybe some people wanta come over to the other side of the airport, you know the ones that had their jobs saved by the F9 dudes going with RAH.

I get a kick out of the guys on the bus in their 'smurfy-blue PJs'. It's pretty obvious they're embarrassed as hell going to work in the silliest get-ups at DIA. Really, Panda Express employees command more respect than these guys. It's pretty clear they feel outta place...they always sit in the back of the bus and speak only when spoken too.....as it should be.

 

[USMC319]

Crashpad,
Thanks for derailing one of the gayest threads I've ever read on here.

I swear most of the FI members on this thread must be aspiring ERAU kids that really get excited about this kind of juvenile behavior. The author should be ashamed. Please shut this thread down to let these posters escape with a shred of dignity.

 

[shearedshaft]

Please shut this thread down to let these posters escape with a shred of dignity.

Yeah right.

Whatcha gonna do?

I would run and hide from everyone who gonna come for you.

BUT FAPA WILL SAVE THE DAY YEAH-HEAH

 

[RedDogC130]

Crashpad,
Thanks for derailing one of the gayest threads I've ever read on here.

I swear most of the FI members on this thread must be aspiring ERAU kids that really get excited about this kind of juvenile behavior. The author should be ashamed. Please shut this thread down to let these posters escape with a shred of dignity.

Face it your a regional pilot (possibly again)

 

[USMC319]

Face it your a regional pilot (possibly again)

No dignity for you! Move along punko.

 

[Mach 80]

Face it your a regional pilot (possibly again)

Although he might know the difference between "you're" and "your".

 

[FBN0223]

No dignity for you! Move along punko.

Move along indeed!!! Reddog is still upset that F9 pilots weren't giddy to be stapled on the bottom of our nation's largest commuter.