DirtyBeech
The Last Starfighter
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Some prerequisites for a BFI interview:
1. Fleece vest. Once you put it on never take it off. Ever.
2. Silver coffee thermos. Put some water in it if you don't drink Joe, but it should be attached to you like another limb.
3. Consider the benefits of a very full mustache. This helps for turbine upgrades, and is given priority over flight time. Prepare for SuperTrooperesque chastisement if you have trouble growing one.
4. Have a receipt for a Seattle cemetary plot in hand as no one leaves that base. Ever. Never ever. Never ever never ever.......
I'll try and think of a few others.
1. Fleece vest. Once you put it on never take it off. Ever.
2. Silver coffee thermos. Put some water in it if you don't drink Joe, but it should be attached to you like another limb.
3. Consider the benefits of a very full mustache. This helps for turbine upgrades, and is given priority over flight time. Prepare for SuperTrooperesque chastisement if you have trouble growing one.
4. Have a receipt for a Seattle cemetary plot in hand as no one leaves that base. Ever. Never ever. Never ever never ever.......
I'll try and think of a few others.