Aloha hiring!

[English]

My buddy at Aloha just told me they have been told to expect 30 furloughs in the Fall, after recalling the furloughees for the 1-2 month summer season. WTF???

Nothing has changed, expect for that my original new hire classmates at Aloha are dropping like flies.

For those guys ready to bail, I can help with job leads. Just be ready because if I get you a gig and you turn it down, I won't be likely to help out in the future (already happened...)

 

[dash8driver]

yea..thats the word on the street. its no secret that the summer is very busy then it drops off soon after. the differences in staffing requirements are big enough that this isnt the first time this has happened to airlines in hawaii.

english, are you going to be able to help me out with a job lead? i'm looking for porn star work. i figure i'll try a new way of getting screwed.

 

[islandhopper]

yea..thats the word on the street. its no secret that the summer is very busy then it drops off soon after. the differences in staffing requirements are big enough that this isnt the first time this has happened to airlines in hawaii.

english, are you going to be able to help me out with a job lead? i'm looking for porn star work. i figure i'll try a new way of getting screwed.

dont worry bout us... your secret is safe! What happens in Orange County stays in Orange County!

 

[English]

english, are you going to be able to help me out with a job lead? i'm looking for porn star work. i figure i'll try a new way of getting screwed.

I've forwarded all porn star requests to Hugh Jorgan, who has assured me is he processing your request in order of hotness.

You should hear from him any day now.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Interviews will be forthcoming. F/As have first "crack" at the auditions.

 

[dash8driver]

I've forwarded all porn star requests to Hugh Jorgan, who has assured me is he processing your request in order of hotness.

You should hear from him any day now.

hugh and i have already made a movie similar to big wednesday. but it wasnt waves we were riding... this one was made in australia. security was provided by ed charman and the coffees were made to order. bill clinton stopped by to help make hugh's breakfast.

wanna root?!?

(if something in the above post didnt make sense to you, dont worry. it made sense to the appropriate people.)

 

[dash8driver]

Interviews will be forthcoming. F/As have first "crack" at the auditions.

careful.. remember what happened the last time you got mixed up with an FA.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Piss my pants...

 

[Freight Dog]

hugh and i have already made a movie similar to big wednesday. but it wasnt waves we were riding...

So..... how fat was she?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

So..... how fat was she?

Not so fat that a 'roo fence couldn't keep her from eating all the fruit on the trees...

 

[dash8driver]

Not so fat that a 'roo fence couldn't keep her from eating all the fruit on the trees...

oh man.... i almost died when i read that...haha. she prolly knows how to drive on the proper side of the road tho...