All Pilots and FA's Should Go To Heaven!

[New2Flying]

Hi All-

Got this in email and thought you all might enjoy it!

Last night while I lay Sleeping,
I died or so it seems.
Then I went to heaven
But it was only in my Dreams
But it seems St.Peter Met Me,
There At the Pearly Gate.
He Said, "I must Check Your Record,
So Stand Right Here and wait.

I see Where You Drank Alcohol,
And Swore quite often Too.
Fact is You've done many things
That a Good Person Shouldn't Do."
" We Can't Have People Like You Up Here,
Your Life Was Full Of Sin. "

Then He Read The Last Of My Record,
Grasped My Hand and Said


"Come On In."
He Took Me To The Big Boss,
" Take Him And Please Treat Him Well,
He's Worked For An Airline, Sir.
HE'S HAD HIS SHARE OF HELL

 

[fLYbUDDY]

That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But who is St. Peter?

 

[New2Flying]

Who Is St. Peter???

He is the Guardian of the Gates to Heaven - gotta get past him first to get in from what I hear!

 

[fLYbUDDY]

St. Peter

I know what he is supposed to be. I just don't remember seeing in the Bible where it says you go before “Saint" Peter, I always thought it was Jesus that you go before. Oh well I probably shouldn't have brought it up. It (the thread) was just a joke anyway (and a very good one )

 

[crash-proof]

That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But who is St. Peter?

I thougt YOU, of all people here, would be the first to know.
Guess not.


just messin with ya

 

[flywithastick]

Here's a good St Peter Story...

God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway.

Then God teed his ball up. He took a big swing and hit it. At first it looked like a real nice shot. Then all of a sudden, it hooked and started for the woods. Just before it went into the woods, a bird flew out and grabbed the ball and flew over the water trap and let it go. Just before it went into the water, a turtle surfaced. The ball landed on it's back as he swam to the shore. Just as the turtle got to the shore, a squirrel ran out of the woods and grabbed the ball. Then the squirrel ran up on the green and dropped the ball in the cup.

St. Peter turned to God and said, "Are we gonna play golf, or are you gonna screw around!!"

 

[fLYbUDDY]

 

[Slim]

Heard this one many years ago...

A couple of retired professional flight engineers (remember, I said many years ago!) were sitting on the front porch in rocking chairs, talking the day away. Joe and Bill soon began discussing if there was a need for two-stripers in heaven. They agreed that the first one to go would return to tell the other one what it was like.

Bill went first, a couple of months later.

Late one night, several months later, Joe heard his name coming from the foot of his bed. "Joe, Joe...it's me...Bill."

Joe finally realized Bill was keeping his promise. "Is that really you,Bill?"

It's me. You won't believe it. Heaven's great!" Bill said. "Flights leave on time. The flight attendants are friendly, and so are the gate agents. Crew scheduling even gave me time to come here."

Joe said,"That's incredible!"

"But there is one catch," Bill continued.

What's that?" Joe asked.

"You have a 0600 report time tomorrow!"