Alaska Re-branding?

[fam62c]

Northern Star

 

[ImbracableCrunk]

Ooooh! I got it:
Trans American Airlines!

 

[MesabaDriver]

Kasher Express.... The airplanes could be painted green with dollar bills flying off the tail. Kinda like that motorcycle insurance commercial. The company motto could be "We charge more so we can pay less"... Just sayn'

 

[Boxboy]

Anyone hear any rumors regarding negotiations? With $44mil first quarter RECORD profits, they need to pay us BIG $$$ and scope. Oh wait, the sky is falling all around us... ahhhhhhhhh!

 

[ImbracableCrunk]

Anyone hear any rumors regarding negotiations? With $44mil first quarter RECORD profits, they need to pay us BIG $$$ and scope. Oh wait, the sky is falling all around us... ahhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, loved that. And the Allegiant boogie man is cutting HI flights.

 

[tico]

I think they are replaying their December to March strategy..Worked well then, no reason it won't now.

 

[Chief Pilot]

Anyone hear any rumors regarding negotiations? With $44mil first quarter RECORD profits, they need to pay us BIG $$$ and scope. Oh wait, the sky is falling all around us... ahhhhhhhhh!

Thank you for your hard work and dedication moving the metal for us so we can make yet another record profit. Sorry though, we can't pay you guys a red cent more unless there are major concessions in work rules, health benefits, and retirement. Oh, and BTW, Scope...Bwahahahaha!! You're kidding, right???!! But please keep everything moving along as usual so we can get through the summer, doing more with less. If we can just make it into the Fall, we can keep negotiations going almost indefinitely!

Yours Truly
BT

 

[Ocity]

Thank you for your hard work and dedication moving the metal for us so we can make yet another record profit. Sorry though, we can't pay you guys a red cent more unless there are major concessions in work rules, health benefits, and retirement. Oh, and BTW, Scope...Bwahahahaha!! You're kidding, right???!! But please keep everything moving along as usual so we can get through the summer, doing more with less. If we can just make it into the Fall, we can keep negotiations going almost indefinitely!

Yours Truly
BT

"You guys just keep things running smoothly all Summer and we promise to feign actual negotiations with a straight face. By the end of Summer we'll just walk away, tell you all to STFU and ignore you until Next Summer, when we promise to start acting like we want a contract again....deal?"

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

Virgin Alaska

(taking cover now)

 

[Boxboy]

Thank you for your hard work and dedication moving the metal for us so we can make yet another record profit. Sorry though, we can't pay you guys a red cent more unless there are major concessions in work rules, health benefits, and retirement. Oh, and BTW, Scope...Bwahahahaha!! You're kidding, right???!! But please keep everything moving along as usual so we can get through the summer, doing more with less. If we can just make it into the Fall, we can keep negotiations going almost indefinitely!

Yours Truly
BT

Same tactics different clowns and we fall for it every time.uke: