Holding for these pax, taking this airplane out of service, why hasn't this plane pushed the gate?, where's the must ride MX guys?, can we move these flights closer together?,.....
Naw, bro from da H Cue! ATL gotz dis big freaaking dart board an stuff an dey like blindfoldin some new cat an like when dat telephonio go ringie ding ding, den like Pablo sayz "hey Qaundiliachnlandraniqua, tell Bubba ta throw dat dart". Whatevver Bubba hit on da baord iz what dey do!
Bubbaz last dart hit da mark dat sayz, "leave dat plane sittin at da gate so's all da peeps who suppozed ta be on it can like wait fer like 30 minutoes an stuff, befer it pullz away an dey gits ta stay in da AYY TEEE L fer a night a fun in da hotel, wihch wee aints payin fer!"
Iz dat how da boyz in SOC wantz it dun? Cause da peeps in da AY TEEE ELLL roll like dat all da time! Gotza git my turn time! Waht aboutz da cussumers? Wee closzin dat door cauz we gotz ta get dat turn time! Can wee be holdin da flight and stuff? Uhhhh, OPS aint knowin nuttin boutz dat, dey jus say "Goat head an Copy Dat most da time"
"If I aint gettz my turn time, den da surpervizor peeps be like all up in my bizznizz! So likez datz why I gotzta putz da blamein on da Stews or like da Efffo bein like slow with da calcalater on dat waitin balance form an stuff! Jus gimmie somebuddy ta putz da delay on cause I aints hearin it from da man no more!"
SOC dude, dats how da ATL iz, speshlee at night. Da SOC catz needz ta git summa dem smartie peeps up in here, up in here, cuz I used ta not bee like dis until like ATL done made me lose my mind! Freaaaking crrazzy.
