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comander

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a message :)

Dear Friend,

As you got up this morning, I watched you and hoped you would talk to me,
even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for
something good that happened in your life yesterday, but I noticed you were
to busy trying to find the right outfit to put on and wear to work. So I
waited.

When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few
minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were too busy.

At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit
in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet,
and I thought you wanted to talk to me, but
you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip.

I watched as you went to work and I waited patiently all day long. With all
your activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.

I noticed before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk
to me, that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four
tables over and you noticed some of your friends talking to me briefly
before they ate, but you didn't. That's okay, there is still more time left,
and I have hope that you will talk to me even yet.

You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few
of them were done you turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or not,
just about anything goes there & you spend a lot of time each day in front
of it, not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited
patiently again as you watched TV and ate your meal, but again you didn't
talk to me.

As you did your homework I waited again, as you did what you had to do. At
bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said goodnight to your family
you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That's okay, because you
may not realize that I am always there for you.

I've got patience more than you will ever know. I even want to teach you how
to be patient with others as well. Because I love you so much, a long time
ago I left a wonderful place called Heaven and came to Earth. I gave it up
so that I could be ridiculed and made fun of. I even died so you wouldn't
have to take my place. I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, a
prayer, a thought or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a
one-sided conversation.
Well, you are getting up again and once again I will wait with nothing but
love for you hoping that today you will give me some time. Have a nice day!

Your friend,
Jesus
 
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Two thoughts come to mind. . .

1- Huh? What language was that?

2- Dude, I hope you're ready with a nomex flame suit.
 
milehigh6080 said:
Two thoughts come to mind. . .

1- Huh? What language was that?

2- Dude, I hope you're ready with a nomex flame suit.

Thank u but I changed the topic thanks anyway for ur coment :)
 
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Sounds like a letter from a stalker...
 
And as you took your first morning dump, a long, steamy, glistening log slid out of your gaping ass. It hit the cold waters of the toilet bowl, splashing your nuts with chilly mist. You cried out my name, in vain, as you always do, your nuts dripping with crap flavored toilet water. Why must you torment me, ye ask? Thou shall not eat eat pizza and water it down with pink zinfandel, I say unto thee.

Your friend,
Satan
 
What on earth does this have to do with aviation? this belongs in the political/religion/other crap forum.
 
Vladimir Lenin said:
And as you took your first morning dump, a long, steamy, glistening log slid out of your gaping ass. It hit the cold waters of the toilet bowl, splashing your nuts with chilly mist. You cried out my name, in vain, as you always do, your nuts dripping with crap flavored toilet water. Why must you torment me, ye ask? Thou shall not eat eat pizza and water it down with pink zinfandel, I say unto thee.

Your friend,
Satan

Wwwwow !!!! Thanks for the guffaws that just shot some intestine into my bag. ( medical term : Hernia )
 
Vladimir Lenin said:
And as you took your first morning dump, a long, steamy, glistening log slid out of your gaping ass. It hit the cold waters of the toilet bowl, splashing your nuts with chilly mist. You cried out my name, in vain, as you always do, your nuts dripping with crap flavored toilet water. Why must you torment me, ye ask? Thou shall not eat eat pizza and water it down with pink zinfandel, I say unto thee.

Your friend,
Satan

Why was the ass gaping??????
 
Vladimir Lenin said:
And as you took your first morning dump, a long, steamy, glistening log slid out of your gaping ass. It hit the cold waters of the toilet bowl, splashing your nuts with chilly mist. You cried out my name, in vain, as you always do, your nuts dripping with crap flavored toilet water. Why must you torment me, ye ask? Thou shall not eat eat pizza and water it down with pink zinfandel, I say unto thee.

Your friend,
Satan

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
nice hijack, guys. start with jesus, mix in a little bit of satan, and what do ya get? irritable bowel syndrome. classic.
 
Let's see how many post we can get on here before It gets moved.
 
Comander, thanks for the reminder.


At the same time Vladimir, yours was one of the most hilarious freakin' posts I have ever read here!
 
Big Duke Six said:
At the same time Vladimir, yours was one of the most hilarious freakin' posts I have ever read here!

I second this. ROFLMAO.
 
I think if you are going to spend a career as a commercial pilot, the ability to endure a little Copraphasia goes a long way. Anybody need a spoon?
 
Sheesh, this thread didn't even make it out of the chocks before it caught fire and burned right to the ground...


Nu
 
NuGuy said:
Sheesh, this thread didn't even make it out of the chocks before it caught fire and burned right to the ground...


Nu

We wouldn't have it any other way ;)
 
Vladimir Lenin said:
to burn is human, to flame is divine

No it's "To err is human, to moo bovine."
 

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