Airline exploits....Real or Not?

[Long Time Gone]

Isn't that the "Knuckle shuffle on the *iss pump" rule?

 

[JJJ]

Then all Gulfstream pilots whack off?

The ones that paid for their training.... probably yes.

The ones that that have parents that paid for their training, they might still me on mamma's nip, and getting money to take the ladies out...... probably not.

 

[saabtrash]

You think you can get an accurate answer to your question from the people on this board?

 

[Boeingman]

Well, I don't know what it is like at the regionals, but as far as the majors, the days of banging FA's with abandon are long gone.

Remember, the FA you pork the night before may be the one to file a sexual harassment charge (or worse) the next morning. There have been many horror stories of pilots losing their careers, marriages and finances to false accusations. And true ones I guess.

Bottom line, keep your tool off of company property.

 

[Loafman]

What if after two drinks she gleefully gets naked in the hot tub? Should we be getting a consent form? Maybe I should contact an attorney...

 

[Boeingman]

What if after two drinks she gleefully gets naked in the hot tub? Should we be getting a consent form? Maybe I should contact an attorney...

Funny you mentioned that. I know personally a guy that almost the exact thing happened (hot tub). Well, it was after more than two drinks.

Anyway, she ended up filing a rape charge and unfortunatly, the pilot spent years clearing his name (unemployed) and about a hundred thousand in legal fees.

The girl? Don't even ask.

 

[Hawker rider]

true?

yes

 

[Loafman]

Well, had an F/A tell me at a party, I quote: "What I'll miss about the airlines, everybody here likes to f*ck." No joke.

Who doesn't? Besides maybe my old lady...

 

[Huck]

A friend of mine was on an ATR flight when the f/a brought the captain a cup of water. As she handed it to him, he asked, "Is that blond hair natural?"

"You'll never know," she said.

"There's one way to find out."

"No, I shaved that off!"

And he dropped his water into his lap. True story!

 

[ibaflyer]

Yep.... Now I know.......I picked the wrong career. I may be laid off right now but at least I may have been laid on for a while.

 

[House_X]

Personally, I don't see it happening at my regional. Most of the F/A's are gay or old hags. If your a 4 striper you have a much better chance than a broke F/O like myself. Overnights are usaully not long enough to go out, get in trouble and get lucky.

I've had some luck going hanging out with F/A at other regional airlines like COEX, Eagle, Comair ect. It's safer from a harrasement point of view and you don't have to worry about seeing them on a trip if things go tango uniform. I've had some luck with mainline but they are too high mx.

I think the best scenario is to live in a domicile that has a lot of different crews (Chicago, NY, Atlanta ect)....your odds increase dramatically.

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

what happens on the overnight, stays on the overnight.....

 

[darling pretty]

This is recent history....


"Well, it was a Delta FA that got pregnant, but she only knew that the pilot was from an airline that starts with a C. Pilots from Comair, Cont. , and Cont. express were their. It turned up to be a express pilot. The keg was furnished by Continental per pilot contract. This was the scoop from the Comair pilot that was accused of being that guy."

 

[wasted state]

A friend of mine was on an ATR flight when the f/a brought the captain a cup of water. As she handed it to him, he asked, "Is that blond hair natural?"

"You'll never know," she said.

"There's one way to find out."

"No, I shaved that off!"

And he dropped his water into his lap. True story!

K…

I’m a perv and I know it but the hottest thing I’ve ever seen first hand was at a party (not airline related) two rather nice chicks drunk as hell decided to shave each other in front of God and everybody!!!

Holy Mollie!!!

I still get short of breath recalling that site I tell you!

 

[learnut]

Gulfstream = B1900's
B1900's = 19 seats
19 seats = no FA

No man, they have some E-120's, just a couple I think