Airline exploits....Real or Not?

[Boeingman]

What if after two drinks she gleefully gets naked in the hot tub? Should we be getting a consent form? Maybe I should contact an attorney...

Funny you mentioned that. I know personally a guy that almost the exact thing happened (hot tub). Well, it was after more than two drinks.

Anyway, she ended up filing a rape charge and unfortunatly, the pilot spent years clearing his name (unemployed) and about a hundred thousand in legal fees.

The girl? Don't even ask.

 

[Hawker rider]

true?

yes

 

[Loafman]

Well, had an F/A tell me at a party, I quote: "What I'll miss about the airlines, everybody here likes to f*ck." No joke.

Who doesn't? Besides maybe my old lady...

 

[Huck]

A friend of mine was on an ATR flight when the f/a brought the captain a cup of water. As she handed it to him, he asked, "Is that blond hair natural?"

"You'll never know," she said.

"There's one way to find out."

"No, I shaved that off!"

And he dropped his water into his lap. True story!

 

[ibaflyer]

Yep.... Now I know.......I picked the wrong career. I may be laid off right now but at least I may have been laid on for a while.

 

[House_X]

Personally, I don't see it happening at my regional. Most of the F/A's are gay or old hags. If your a 4 striper you have a much better chance than a broke F/O like myself. Overnights are usaully not long enough to go out, get in trouble and get lucky.

I've had some luck going hanging out with F/A at other regional airlines like COEX, Eagle, Comair ect. It's safer from a harrasement point of view and you don't have to worry about seeing them on a trip if things go tango uniform. I've had some luck with mainline but they are too high mx.

I think the best scenario is to live in a domicile that has a lot of different crews (Chicago, NY, Atlanta ect)....your odds increase dramatically.

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

what happens on the overnight, stays on the overnight.....

 

[darling pretty]

This is recent history....


"Well, it was a Delta FA that got pregnant, but she only knew that the pilot was from an airline that starts with a C. Pilots from Comair, Cont. , and Cont. express were their. It turned up to be a express pilot. The keg was furnished by Continental per pilot contract. This was the scoop from the Comair pilot that was accused of being that guy."

 

[wasted state]

A friend of mine was on an ATR flight when the f/a brought the captain a cup of water. As she handed it to him, he asked, "Is that blond hair natural?"

"You'll never know," she said.

"There's one way to find out."

"No, I shaved that off!"

And he dropped his water into his lap. True story!

K…

I’m a perv and I know it but the hottest thing I’ve ever seen first hand was at a party (not airline related) two rather nice chicks drunk as hell decided to shave each other in front of God and everybody!!!

Holy Mollie!!!

I still get short of breath recalling that site I tell you!

 

[learnut]

Gulfstream = B1900's
B1900's = 19 seats
19 seats = no FA

No man, they have some E-120's, just a couple I think

 

[Occam's Razor]

Ok, this thread has tweaked me.

While in flight school at NAS Kingsville, I did a cross-country flight out to California. OUr T-2C broke down in El Paso, so we went to a local hotel. After dinner, my IP and I went down to the pool/hot-tub on a tip from the bellhop. In the hot-tub was a SWA pilot named Jack ___ (a former Blue Angel), and 2 hotties who turned out to be F/A's in his crew. They were sipping wine and doing a "pilot sandwich" thing. Jack was the tuna salad...

We chatted for a while, but the only two clear recollections I have are Jack telling us to "have fun, build time, and get out here with me", and one of the F/A's telling us, "we don't know where the co-pilot is...our job is to make the captain happy!"

Fast forward to last November, at a layover in MDW. I was sitting the back of a hotel van with a SWA captain. His 3 F/A's were squawking with my 3 F/A's. All of them were "too cold!"..."tired!"..."ready to get to the hotel!".

I nodded to the F/A's and whispered, "Would you?"

He whispered back, "Only if I was too tired to masturbate."

 

[shamrock]

Anyone got the number for the nearest ASA or Eagle recruiter?

Can't speak for Eagle, but I wouldn't bother with ASA. Maybe try SkyWest.

 

[FN FAL]

It happens ALOT, especially at the regional airline level.

It happens a lot at the 23 year old level...you don't have to shell out 120K to get a 16K a year job to get laid.

Speaking of bridge programs, when I was 23, some broad picked me up while I was driving across a bridge. No lie, she invited me to a party and I nailed her on the living room floor after everybody went to bed. I'm not proud of it, but at least it dint cost me my inheritance.

 

[Bjammin]

Get on with an international carrier. The FA's don't have the same reservations or vedictivness as Americans do and cities like Hong Kong, Bangkok, Manilia really don't have many laws restricting anything "Fun" whatsoever. It's the last bastion of "Old School".

 

[FN FAL]

Get on with an international carrier. The FA's don't have the same reservations or vedictivness as Americans do and cities like Hong Kong, Bangkok, Manilia really don't have many laws restricting anything "Fun" whatsoever. It's the last bastion of "Old School".

A millworker with a nice house doesn't have learn how to speak flicky flicky with a Filipino woman to get laid...American girls know what a man with house is worth.

But I get what you're saying, Hotel and Smith street is a good place to get a date when you're in Hawaii. Norfolk has it's Church Street, Richmond it's Broad Street. You can get STD's on any street corner in the world, if you look hard enough.

 

[Bjammin]

Filipinos, OH MY GOD!!! They truly are super nice, good looking, love to party and have ZERO idea about pre-nups, lawsuits, or any other feminist BS that non-suspecting guys get hit with. They are just nice, open people. eventually American women will be outnumbered by Filipino half-breeds.

 

[FlyingPieceOfSt]

Virgin Atlantic is the only airline with consistently HOT F/As. They are mostly friendly and are still easy to point out when they are out of their "frick me" red outfits. Although I have never hooked up with one I have had many good evenings chatting with one or more in the hotel restaurant/lounge.

Most have good teeth and average 5' 5". I can't say much about the flyboys I have seen with VA...I can understand why you usually don't see the F/As hanging with the flight crews in the hotel lounges. Most of these guys (never saw a female pilot for VA and I have seen alot of crews come and go)average 50+ in age and are shorter than most FAs.

I wonder if Virgin American is gonna keep up the same FA standards on hotness as their fellow English compadres?

Flyingpieceof....

 

[sky37d]

Some CFI's can be pretty hot, too. Right dumbblonde?

 

[dumblonde]

Well my male students do proposition me a lot, unfortunately they are all married.(only took one up on his offer, very dissapointed).


However back in flight school there was my very hunky 6'4" instructor who could have had his way with me. I think I screwed up lazy eights on purpose just so we could fly more.

So GA can be fun.

 

[Lead Sled]

Back when I was at one of the majors, this joke was circulating...

An airline captain walks into a bar. Some guy comes up to him and asks, "Is it true what I hear about airline pilots and flight attendents always getting it on?"

The airline captain replies, "Boy I wish... I haven't had sex with a flight attendent since 1957."

The man says, "1957! That's almost 25 years!" [Remember, I heard this joke back in the early 80's - it doesn't work too well now, all them old farts have long since retired.]

The airline captain replied, "25 years, what are you talking about?" Looking at his watch he said, "It's only 2130 now."

Oh well, it was funny at the time.

'Sled