Airline exploits....Real or Not?

[Occam's Razor]

Ok, this thread has tweaked me.

While in flight school at NAS Kingsville, I did a cross-country flight out to California. OUr T-2C broke down in El Paso, so we went to a local hotel. After dinner, my IP and I went down to the pool/hot-tub on a tip from the bellhop. In the hot-tub was a SWA pilot named Jack ___ (a former Blue Angel), and 2 hotties who turned out to be F/A's in his crew. They were sipping wine and doing a "pilot sandwich" thing. Jack was the tuna salad...

We chatted for a while, but the only two clear recollections I have are Jack telling us to "have fun, build time, and get out here with me", and one of the F/A's telling us, "we don't know where the co-pilot is...our job is to make the captain happy!"

Fast forward to last November, at a layover in MDW. I was sitting the back of a hotel van with a SWA captain. His 3 F/A's were squawking with my 3 F/A's. All of them were "too cold!"..."tired!"..."ready to get to the hotel!".

I nodded to the F/A's and whispered, "Would you?"

He whispered back, "Only if I was too tired to masturbate."

 

[shamrock]

Anyone got the number for the nearest ASA or Eagle recruiter?

Can't speak for Eagle, but I wouldn't bother with ASA. Maybe try SkyWest.

 

[FN FAL]

It happens ALOT, especially at the regional airline level.

It happens a lot at the 23 year old level...you don't have to shell out 120K to get a 16K a year job to get laid.

Speaking of bridge programs, when I was 23, some broad picked me up while I was driving across a bridge. No lie, she invited me to a party and I nailed her on the living room floor after everybody went to bed. I'm not proud of it, but at least it dint cost me my inheritance.

 

[Bjammin]

Get on with an international carrier. The FA's don't have the same reservations or vedictivness as Americans do and cities like Hong Kong, Bangkok, Manilia really don't have many laws restricting anything "Fun" whatsoever. It's the last bastion of "Old School".

 

[FN FAL]

Get on with an international carrier. The FA's don't have the same reservations or vedictivness as Americans do and cities like Hong Kong, Bangkok, Manilia really don't have many laws restricting anything "Fun" whatsoever. It's the last bastion of "Old School".

A millworker with a nice house doesn't have learn how to speak flicky flicky with a Filipino woman to get laid...American girls know what a man with house is worth.

But I get what you're saying, Hotel and Smith street is a good place to get a date when you're in Hawaii. Norfolk has it's Church Street, Richmond it's Broad Street. You can get STD's on any street corner in the world, if you look hard enough.

 

[Bjammin]

Filipinos, OH MY GOD!!! They truly are super nice, good looking, love to party and have ZERO idea about pre-nups, lawsuits, or any other feminist BS that non-suspecting guys get hit with. They are just nice, open people. eventually American women will be outnumbered by Filipino half-breeds.

 

[FlyingPieceOfSt]

Virgin Atlantic is the only airline with consistently HOT F/As. They are mostly friendly and are still easy to point out when they are out of their "frick me" red outfits. Although I have never hooked up with one I have had many good evenings chatting with one or more in the hotel restaurant/lounge.

Most have good teeth and average 5' 5". I can't say much about the flyboys I have seen with VA...I can understand why you usually don't see the F/As hanging with the flight crews in the hotel lounges. Most of these guys (never saw a female pilot for VA and I have seen alot of crews come and go)average 50+ in age and are shorter than most FAs.

I wonder if Virgin American is gonna keep up the same FA standards on hotness as their fellow English compadres?

Flyingpieceof....

 

[sky37d]

Some CFI's can be pretty hot, too. Right dumbblonde?

 

[dumblonde]

Well my male students do proposition me a lot, unfortunately they are all married.(only took one up on his offer, very dissapointed).


However back in flight school there was my very hunky 6'4" instructor who could have had his way with me. I think I screwed up lazy eights on purpose just so we could fly more.

So GA can be fun.

 

[Lead Sled]

Back when I was at one of the majors, this joke was circulating...

An airline captain walks into a bar. Some guy comes up to him and asks, "Is it true what I hear about airline pilots and flight attendents always getting it on?"

The airline captain replies, "Boy I wish... I haven't had sex with a flight attendent since 1957."

The man says, "1957! That's almost 25 years!" [Remember, I heard this joke back in the early 80's - it doesn't work too well now, all them old farts have long since retired.]

The airline captain replied, "25 years, what are you talking about?" Looking at his watch he said, "It's only 2130 now."

Oh well, it was funny at the time.

'Sled

 

[sky37d]

So GA can be fun.

Yes, and there are a lot fewer people in the cockpit of your average GA plane than in the airliners

See you tonight. :beer:

 

[masedogg19]

Norfolk has it's Church Street, Richmond it's Broad Street. You can get STD's on any street corner in the world, if you look hard enough.

Hey I'm based in Norfolk right now.....explain more about Church Street....might help me pass time while on reserve.

One other thing, I think everyone needs a good explanation of "qwidgeybo." I'm not sure there are that many die-hard fans out there like us.

 

[sky37d]

Thanks
:beer:

 

[tracearabians]

Hey dumb blond I need you to help me with some lazy eights and slow flight !!