Airline / Aircraft / Airport nicknames

[Typhoon1244]

Deny
Every
Logical
Thought?
Absolutely!

 

[Weasil]

Air India = After I Returned... I Never Did It Again

QANTAS = Queers and Nymphos Travelling Australian Skies

 

[Vector4fun]

In a similar vein.....

Position and Hold = Cocked and Locked, or "Condition One" for you Colt fans

Holding Short = Safed or Safety on

Holding (airborne) = Staked out or Parked

Early Release = Paroled or Pardoned

Rolling without a Release from TMU = Escapee

Flow Control or TMU = Parole Board

Multiple Ground Stops = Hotel California

Lousy turn on = icing on the localizer

Vector for Spacing = using the crowbar

Traffic Conflict = DAT or dead a$$ tie

Light Gun = Death Ray


Yard Dart = MD80 series or anybody who just pranged it.

Lockheed Jetstar = jetpig

F117 Stealth = Dorito (chip)

DC-3 = Douglas Racer

PA23 = Twin Cub

Aft airstair = wheelie bars

Any altitude below 10,000' = Indian Territory

 

[dav8or]

KCVG = Cinc-a- nasty
KPNS = Peni$
KPIT = the burg


BAE = Bring another engine

Jet star = death star

I have your request = f*ck you

 

[Duke Elegant]

Douglas A26 Invader ................Orgasmatron

 

[Lrjtcaptain]

NuGuy



NICE!!!!

 

[T-Gates]

SAAB- Sweeds Arent Airplane Builders
SAAB- Send Another Airplane Bitch
CRJ- Canadian Reset Jet
ERJ- Brazillian Tube of Death
Brasilia- Brakillya
Dash-8-400- Megawhacker
DC-9-10- Minime
L-1011- Tri-Tanic
Shorts 330/360- Irish Concorde, Box the Twin Otter Came In, The Fat Chick (Alright I may be the only one that calls it that)

Newark- Sewark
Detroit- De-Toilet
Little Rock- Little Crotch, Da Klit
Memphis- Mempiss, Memfrica, Melvis, No-Town
Minneapolis- Mecca, Minne-apple-penis, Sno-Town
Ft. Lauderdale- Ft. Liquordale, Ft. Lauderhell
Nassau- Nasshole
Freeport- Assport

 

[FearlessFreep]

I can't believe someone hasn't put up these names yet;

Any first generation jet transport: Jurassic Jet

Any 4 engine jet: 4 on the floor, Quadrasaurus

DC-8: (The original) Diesel 8

DC: Douglas Cable (Most everything on the Diesel 8 is cable driven)

 

[Aerosurfer]

EMB120 Brasildo
172 Sky Chicken

 

[Crizz]

172 - ThunderChicken

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