Airline / Aircraft / Airport nicknames

[Lrjtcaptain]

MD80/82/etc... = MADDOG
727=3 holer
DC10=flying coffin
ERJ135/145 = JUNGLEJET
CRJ=Climb restricted jet
Citation500 series Slowtation or twin cessna
FRJ=Dorkjet
Metro=Mexican Kingair or Sewer tube
Westwind=(Dont get offended on this one please!) Yan kaumper clipper, beagle bomber or the well, i don't want to put it down but starts with J ends with a W and is the J## Canoe
Southworst
AmericaWorst
Northworst
UNITED=YONITED......no one get offended please!!!
Delta = Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport, but in my eye thats bull**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** cause I love mainline delta. Why did Leo have to leave :-(

The only airport I flew into frequently I had a name for was Chicago Midway, I just told people I was flying to the Ghetto.

 

[skyking1976]

Seminole = Semen Hole
Navajo = Nasty Ho'
Metroliner = San Antonio Sewer Pipe
Any straight-wing citation = The road block of the flight levels
MU2 = pile of sh!t
Westwind = Jew Canoe, Yom Kippur Clipper, Ahmed's Sled
Convair 580 = Whistle Pig
F-4 Phantom = Double Ugly
F-105 Thunderchief = Thud
F-100 Super Sabre = Hun

 

[singlespeed]

PHL filth-a-dalia
PHL pumpem humpem leavem not as good as the dumpem

 

[mar]

For the Alaskans

C207 - Sled
Skyvan - Shoebox
Alaska Airlines - Elastic Airlines (or Seattle Airlines).
Anchorage - Los Anchorage
PenAir - When Air?
Speedmark - Skidmark (remember them?)
Bethel - BethHell
St. Marys - St. Misery
Illiamna - Illy
Dillingham - Dilly
King Salmon - King Tuna
Alaska Range - West of the Range (true bush)
Whiteout - milk jug
Breeze - less than 30 kts
Windy - more than 30 kts
Good wx - more than 500 and 2
Kinda low - less than 500 and 2

and my favorite

Eskimo NDB - when the new pilot misses the runway and all the natives watch it go by.

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

LearJet - NearJet

 

[AK737FO]

Alaska stuff

Kodiak = "The Rock"

DHC-6 = "Twotter"

CV-580 pilot = "Heavy equipment operator" (105 feet of wing, all cables and pulleys baby!)

Alaska B737-200 = "Mudhen" (most are gravel gear equipped and can go play in the mud)

 

[Q200_FO]

For the Alaskans

Memmmmmmories!!!!!

 

[CatYaaak]

Here's a few a/c:

DC-10..... Death Cruiser (-10)
Metro......Lawn Dart and/or San Antonio Sewer Pipe
Westwind....Bagel Bomber, Kosher Comet, Yom Kippur Clipper, Rabbi Rocket...etc, etc. (probably holds the crown for nicknames).
747...Whale
A-320...Chainsaw
T-37...Converter (converts fuel into noise)
F-105...Thud (sound it makes when it hits the ground)
B-52...Buff (Big, ugly, fat f...er)
A-7.....Sluf (Slow, little, ugly f...er)
F-4...Smoker
F-4U...Whistling Death (with credit to the Japs, who knew, for that one)
Bonanza....V-tailed Doctor Killer (or Lawyer Killer...your preference)
King Air/Beech 1900....High Altitude Road Block
C, E, and FRJs....Barbie, Jungle, and Dork Jet(s)
Tomahawk....Traumahawk
Jetstream...Jetscream
Cessna....um.. Mixmaster (he11, does anyone know it's real designator?).

and of course,

Citation....Nearjet and/or Slowtation (Why do they paint stripes on them?...because otherwise the other pilots keep mistaking them for clouds).

......a few domestic airlines...

AA.........Aryan Airlines (fitting the SkyNazi moniker), which naturally leads us to...
American Eagle....The Hitler Youth
SWA......The Cockroaches (cuz their 737s have the same color, body shape, and scurry around at high speed to old buildings)
DL....Deltard

......and defunct airlines...

TWA....Teeny Weeny Airlines
Midway....Midair
Northwest Orient....Northwest Disorient (now simply Northworst)
Piedmont..... Duhhhh Piedmont....which became "US Scare", now re-christened "US Scareways" (and I'm just keeping one step ahead by putting them in this group).

...and foreign airlines...

Egypt Air....Egypt Scare (but unlike "US Scare", this is no joke!)
Air France....Those Snail-and-horsemeat-eating Frog Bxstxrds (okay, so maybe that's not an "offical" unofficial name, but let's face it, we're all thinkin' it)

 

[Flight_Line]

-Airplanes-
Fokker 100: Barbie Jet
A320, 319/319: Mini Bus, Micro Bus
MU2: Kill You Too
Astra Jet: See the westwind names.
CE-402: Undyliner
Twin Comanche: Twinky
Metrolner: Texas Death Tube, Hunchbackliner

-Airports-
For those of you in Southern Florda.
Okechobee: OK, Choke Me
Pahokee: Poke Me
Vero Beach: Zero Beach
Fort Pierce: Port Fears
Stuart: Screw It
Melbourne: Mel Boring
Punta Gorda: (PGD) = Probably Gonna Die
Venice: Wenice
Naples: Nipples

CatYaaak the Skymaster's designation is C337 for the retract version and C336 for the fixed gear version.

 

[N49185]

737-100 Fat Albert
British Airways-Speedbird
Continental Express-I think its exec jet
RI CAP-Rhody